Repugnant Shemp

I love sober, but I'm nobody's judge... So, in celebration of 4/20, here's some comedy before everything was about safe spaces.

@bruiseandbloom 💔

Better in concept better in theory a version of me that works cleanly when no one tries to hold it in their hands In practice, I shift lose shape under attention become harder to place So I stay where I make sense: at a distance complete enough to imagine better left alone

It's time to go back.

@ParmaJawnCheese Wizard

@3DrakaiNa they don't give a lucky duck 😅😅

@wayofftheres @DocStrangelove2

@DocStrangelove2 I wonder if it’s been drop tested?

You have to appreciate that the French went through the trouble of modernizing the FAMAS, and ended up putting an absolutely fucking huge optic on it.

@3DrakaiNa Imagine finding that in a thrift store, buying it, and then burying it in a relatives attic for someone to find when they pass... 😅😅😅😅

Imagine finding this in a relatives stuff after they pass

I get to drive into the city on Wednesday evening. Neat. 😶

@ninaselenenyc that necklace is beautiful, and goes absolutely perfect with that top.

You have to turn your head just a little

@bitchbi45 I Wanna be someone's hot guy friend in New Jersey

me n who

I come back to this video when I need the courage to take a chance

😂

i need this kind of therapy.

time to wake tf up this morning. Can't shake the sleep out.... youtu.be/Bhx1Ev7W4o8?si…

GoProをくわえたワンコの動画、ずっと見てられる

@BuffaloRon I Was hanging out with your people this weekend!

@Brushbeater she's beautiful!

@Brushbeater *boop