Matt Simmons

Here’s a look at every page of MUKBANG! Careful not to spoil if for yourselves! I made this book to appeal visually, on a quick flip-through at a comic in a shop. Since that doesn’t seem like such a common scenario these days, I thought I’d give you a chance to look here!

@danadearmond @BaileyisBratty Necrophilia and bestiality in one

@BaileyisBratty I saw a video of a guy fucking a McChicken.

men think calling a woman ugly is the ultimate insult because they think their attraction to us is the prize meanwhile we’ve all seen what men are willing to fuck… when your standards are that low, your attraction means nothing to us

Sex: MEN

this is the guy they trained chatgpt on

@TheCodymatronic @plushunicornss @fictionsw1fe @sirencrave “You have no respect!” “Yes I do, but only for myself!”

@plushunicornss @fictionsw1fe @SheriffFreak @sirencrave Is this some sort of reverse psychology or something? I respect myself pretty decent bit.

victoria pedretti for v magazine

@mickitiki Jason Voorhees operates exclusively in the USA (when he’s not in space) and he still manages to kill the vast majority of people he encounters.

There’s a difference. 😆

Reading some of yalls tweets

@TheCodymatronic @sirencrave

@sirencrave Jesus Christ shave those pits! This is just gross looking for a beautiful woman like this. 🤢

one of the downsides of my piss tweet getting so much attention is now twitter thinks i want to see people peeing themselves every 2 posts

How dudes feel after putting an egg on top of the microwave ramen

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

A new and more expansive collage of fighting game characters engulfed in flames.

@sarkasticsharma Through the grace of god all things are possible ✝️🙏🛐

How is this even possible 😭

desculpa gente nada justifica jogar chá quente na cabeça de uma criança, chappell roan você é um monstro

zoomer slasher film where the teenagers are murdered after watching an unnecessary sex scene

when a fast food joint stops serving breakfast at 10:30 instead of 11:00