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@RedPandaKoala lol so far that's way off.

🚨 Old 4chan post predicted World War 3 and alien invasion Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and third world US sends 3 aircraft carriers At least 2 sunk by Iran, Russia, and China using suicide tactics US tries amphibious invasion, first fails with massive casualties Second attempt succeeds, oil fields seized, advance halts US civil war begins, anti-war bloc takes DC with military support US splits in two and retreats from Middle East Turkey betrays NATO, joins Russia-Iran-China alliance, attacks Israel China invades Taiwan and Guam North Korea invades South, Japan fails to stop it India possibly flips sides Russia invades Poland and Baltics, links to Kaliningrad Finland and NATO invade Russia, take Saint Petersburg Europe collapses into riots, famine, and civil wars Latin America allies with China and Russia US invaded from the south, advance stops at Colorado 50 to 150 tactical nukes used high in atmosphere Tsar Bomb and two strategic nukes used in Europe Israel destroyed, Palestinians wiped with it Air travel ends, crime and chaos everywhere 3 weeks of nuclear events Fake alien invasion begins MJ12 releases synthetic alien soldiers (PLFs) PLFs hunt survivors, FEMA camps classify people as useful or undesirables By 2027, 5 billion dead Fake aliens defeated with help of real ones One world government under MJ12 and the UN Dome of the Rock destroyed

>ask the goyim for $200 billion >now blaspheme their God

@SpawnYaardReply Arc Raider, please.

Steam spring sale is live. Drop a game you want from this sale and I'll pick some winners and send them their games. Just so you know, the cheaper the game, the better your chances are! Cheers🍻

@nonregemesse I understand why D.V did this, but it feels so off from the books, you can tell a reader what is happening directly, but you can't just pause a film and say "Hey remember, Paul is turning into a piece of shit Emperor-God and about to kill 62 Billions people".

Given how annoying she is in this, why would Paul be so loyal to her and neglect his non-shrewish wife?

“In 1943 there was a group called the American Zionist Emergency Commission. In 1962, Robert Kennedy’s DOJ said register as a foreign agent or we’re disbanding you. So the group shut down and rebranded as AIPAC, saying we are no longer representing a country. Then in 2021, they formed a super PAC called the United Democracy Project. Eighty of our congressmen list AIPAC or the United Democracy Project as the largest primary funder of their campaigns.” @MichaelTLester

@charliebcurran Somebody should save those tiddies.

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

@cybershoke @CounterStrike Doesn't even play it's own game...like at all.

STATEMENT: We will not stop shooting the flower pot even if it means we will have 1 mag less. Round tradition must be continued.

@tradeit_gg It's nice to see some more guns get usage but...not this way lol. They'll tweak it, they better.

Some of these weapons received buffs while others were nerfed, but did CS2 actually need this balance change?

@KingHaiX You are the test, they know people won't leave at this point.

Keep throwing hate as much as you can. Let this mfs know that they can’t just do random trash updates that no one asked for without any sorts of tests or announcements. Fuck CS2 devs

‼️ ScreaM predicted the ammo update 10 years ago, so he started training for it ever since by one-tapping 😭😭😭

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@rushicrypto The Last

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

AFRO MAN now controls all spice production in the imperium.

Afroman out here holding this country together by a thread. God bless!

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@dinkotv This ain't a skill change, it's a don't spam smokes change.

A new skill to develop in CounterStrike is always fun I can already see there being some sick moment in a big tournament decided by this change

1/3 of my USP ammo after breaking the vent on mirage:

I'm just really happy that the UFOs and Aliens waited until we had really good drone tech, really good hologram tech, really good AI, and really good actual tech so we know for sure everything they tell us is legit.

@indexCS Might be half baked, but maybe they threw this update as is knowing they will learn what ammo economy to change based on feedback/pro play.

At least most tactical shooters with this mechanic have the option to retain a half-used magazine for later. Most also let you scavenge ammunition too. This feels impulsive. I don't think I've had this level of instant visceral disdain for an update since the R8. Diabolical 😂

@richJ_cs People will rush smokes so much more now since everyone will be hesitant to spam.

all this really did was teach new players not to spam reload and lightly nerf the a1-s smoke spam kinda a nothing burger imo but we'll see