Macho Man

@SquishyLydia This making me go bananas

Eyelid tracking + this emote Hoooly...

@fujokester Okie dokie

@Shin_Macho_Man grip it with your feet

if you wanna play DRG in ff14 just drag your erect member across the keyboard and you’ll be a great DRG. if you are struggling with erectile dysfunction, you can play GNB and drag your flaccid thing across the keyboard and you’ll be fine.

@VELMORAS Does your dad do savage/ultimate raids?

my mum is a gaming completionist and my dad just honestly plays whatever my mum loves… in FF, my dad does all the raids and MCQs, and my mum does all the crafting, housing, and fluffy stuff 🩷

“your parents play FFXIV? that’s so cute! we can show them around if they want 🥺” my parents:

@feydemon Not taller than me

@Shin_Macho_Man do u see how tall i am

you are so cute

@feydemon CHOCO JOCKEY!!!!

what the hell is going on

@feydemon Gotta wonder what auri tails taste like though

i just talked to an NPC about that no id frame it and put it on my wall and slap her tailless butt a little SO TRUE

@feydemon That looks more like strawberry jelly than grape 🤭

someone filled the hole with grape jelly🤤

@Eve_from_Aether YEAH WE GONNA DO IT!!!!!

You've had her eye all night~ 🩷

@fujokester @feydemon No problem

@Shin_Macho_Man @feydemon Thank you

she's so pretty

@feydemon Zewwy’s a man of culture and taste. Cant blame him for saying that out loud.

What’s wrong with this dude

@feydemon I’d say mb, but it seems you can’t handle my aura

in the drive thru rn and the person in front of me stinks so fucking bad holy shit i just drove through a green cloud of STENCH and it penetrated my windows and filled my lungs with poison i started taking chip damage immediately

@feydemon You seem to be in a bad mood.

WHY won’t dalamud update i want to see my wol’s bare feet

@nia4294 GO BROLY GO GO! GO BROLY GO GO!

👗✨🥦

@feydemon Yeah kick her ass, Lyse!!!

lyse finally got to do something cool

holy fucking shit dude LMFAO

@feydemon Panties joke aside, Fordola suddenly gaining Ultra Instinct was crazy during my run of SB

@feydemon I love me some purple

ahh.. they're purple🤤

@TheBluScoot @feydemon I’d pay an arm and a leg for those fishots ngl

@feydemon I might’ve let slip how good those fishots were

they want me i think👀

@fishflop_ Bros talking about unlockable characters in the age of DLC 🥀🥀🥀

objectively correct and unarguable sonic fighting game roster