
ShineyX
874 posts



guys want lockdown so they can play playstation





First look at Michael Mando as Scorpion in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.





Chappell Roan and John Mulaney for SNL.






Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.





When skinny people eat nothing but junk food we accept genetics are far more important than diet, but when overweight people are constantly dieting, people can't accept that for some reason. They must be eating in secret or something















