ryan shipley
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ryan shipley
@ShipleyRyan
stand-up comedian. I ain't gonna tweet nuthin!
Katılım Eylül 2011
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“Go cash this check quick. I wrote a couple checks today, and some of them are going to bounce.”
David Sitrick@davidsitrick
What’s the most insane thing a booker has ever said to you? One time a comedy club owner told me if I shaved my head “you’ll have the confidence of a god, you’ll be like bobby slaton”
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In Episode 1 Zach and I sit around and discuss what we want from the podcast. In Episode 2 we talk to the hilarious @ShipleyRyan. Tune in!
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This week we reviewed RIPA with @ShipleyRyan! Check out the podcast Wednesday!
youtu.be/41elRERfvOE
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@MovieGalleryHQ I use to work for movie gallery. Best 3 yrs of my life. Taught me that "Hey, the customer isn't right. Cuz that movie sucks"
Indianapolis, IN 🇺🇸 English
The Maumee Mary & Joseph Comedy Festival was AWESOME!! @ Fort Wayne, Indiana instagram.com/p/BSbipgphQs4/
Fort Wayne, IN 🇺🇸 English
We're MMJ Comedy Fest ready! @ Fort Wayne, Indiana instagram.com/p/BSUWS_4Bf7A/
Fort Wayne, IN 🇺🇸 English
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Ryan Shipley @ShipleyRyan is doing #standup at MMJ Comedy Fest! Recent Laughs at Latch closer! #DTFW #FWComedyFest #FortWayne #comedy
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If you remove a person's arteries, veins, & capillaries, and tie them end to end, that person will die.
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Next Fri (11/25) - Bloomington Comedy Fest Adults-Only Late Show / @comedymike @JaySnyderComedy @ShipleyRyan / ticketf.ly/2emeRjK
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Also, @CoreyTaylorRock is a mother fucking beast!! Thank you
Indiana, USA 🇺🇸 English
I was supposed to do some writing tonight. I wrote one joke. And then just watched live music performances. Smh. #procrastinator
Indiana, USA 🇺🇸 English
Keyboardist always look like mad scientists to me. @ The Fickle Peach instagram.com/p/BL2Yk0zBS97/
Muncie, IN 🇺🇸 English
When you misunderstand your girlfriend when she says she's "exhausted"
"Your eggs… instagram.com/p/BLuX69DB4BZ/
Indianapolis, IN 🇺🇸 English
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NEW! 11/25 - Bloomington Comedy Fest Adults-Only Late Show / @comedymike @JaySnyderComedy @ShipleyRyan / ticketf.ly/2emeRjK
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It's past 3am and I'm in my car outside the hotel room. That makes me a good wing man, right?
Wauwatosa, WI 🇺🇸 English
Feel bad for the person who has the job of typing out Busta rhymes lyrics for YouTube videos
Indiana, USA 🇺🇸 English
Wasn't gonna get out of bed today, but I'm glad I did. #EsterLove #BeerLove #INBeerFest @… instagram.com/p/BIgWAglBCt3/
Indianapolis, IN 🇺🇸 English