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@acewonders918 Please respond to my repeated messages concerning my item. Order was placed on January 3rd 2025 and still has not arrived. The tracking number you provided is invalid.

@SajeWellness I'm having trouble getting through to your customer service line. Is there anouther number besides 1-877-275-7253?

@LoreKeating Yes. I know what that means. But then I am from the Maritimes.

@TheWalkingDead I'd last to lunch time. Maybe Supper, but highly unlikely.

How many days would you survive in the walker apocalypse?

Of all the paperwork we've had since my father passed (and there's a lot), @CanadianTire has been amazing to deal with. Everyone from customer service to the Estate Division has been incredibly compassionate and helpful.

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

@JamesOstime It will forever be this man. Eric Schweig in The Last of the Mohicans.

What's the sexiest a man has ever been in a movie? The dude version of Phoebe Cates in Fast Times, or Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, or Princess Leia or whatever

@nealip @bessbell I'd be on board with more Shirley's in the world.

@bessbell Probably, Max (also my son’s name) Sam, Ben(jamin), Esther, Sarah, then maybe Harry, Irving, Shirley, Gertrude and Hazel?

The names of the kids in my son’s preschool class - my son’s included - are indistinguishable from the names of the residents in most Palm Beach retirement homes.

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

@ThatEricAlper And so many other scenes from this movie

At least we know he is listening!

The best plant holders?

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:

When your kid becomes a horror fan

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

@WolfVanHalen This is Barbara. I adopted her in December.

Hey I have a better idea. Let’s offset the negative shit with animal pictures. I’ll start. This is Henry.

@Allison_Tolman I never played married (or mom for that matter). I did desperately want to be one of the Battle of the Planets gang. (not Princess).

@deesnider Perfect...

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.