Shirley Yooggest

@lindayacc I just wanted you to get rid of the nut jobs and NAZIs

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@marquelawyers @ItsBouquet Deliberately exposing her to abuse. Disgusting.

A radio announcer today disclosed the name of a female MP who had confidentially made a formal harassment complaint to the Liberal Party against a male MP. That was unethical and wrong. There is no public interest that overrides a complainant's right to privacy.

@MarkHamill @NyadolNyuon I will miss your tweets.

Named after this dead bird's eye.

@zaimirii Hmmmm.... Is is worth hanging around to watch a lot of blue ticks lose a lot of money?🤔

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@mhdksafa That ticket seller has seen it all.

@PaulMeekPerth I hope it works 😉

@kailaswild @PaulMeekPerth @corybernardi @senatorbabet @MRobertsQLD My neigbour's cousin's nephew read this book and now identifies as a koala. Why is @BenFordham ignoring this moral crisis consuming our young people?

@karaschlegl A beat up so everyone would watch it.

@latikambourke lol.

Wholesomeness is so rare that boy it stands out when you see it.

@deniseshrivell Because the journos have no idea.

Why isn’t this held to account by the journalists interviewing them? The facts are all there for anyone to see 😱😱 #auspol #insiders

@DarylTractor That made me lol. She delivered that line like it was absolutely devasting, and would definitely bring down the govt.

More than 20 minutes into #insiders the sole topic covered was the Comm Games. They even rolled out Sussan Ley to opine about the apparent catastrophe. She has urged athletes not to pose for a photo with any Labor MP until the situation is sorted out (seriously).

@TheKennyDevine @senatorbabet RWNJs love thinking and talking about sex, especially anal sex.🤷‍♀️

Hi @senatorbabet Please stop listing the specific sex acts you say you don't want children learning about. It's weird. Thanks Kenny x

@PolipediaAu Good to see the Senator doing his own research.😉😁

Talk about a day late and dollar short to the outrage party. Senator for Victoria posts this at @ 2pm on the Saturday. It kicked off on Tuesday. #Auspol

@meganamram @emilynussbaum Ryan Gander.

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose

@slpng_giants_oz One of the "stars" of the Liberal Party was only able to attract 300 people to an event in Qld. lol.

You have to laugh at the fake F.I.G.J.A.M. Rupert Murdoch hate hydrant Peta Credlin keeps feeding to conservatives. Advising the Liberal Party faithful the way to beat the "Teals" is to double down and move further to the right. Because thats working so well for them! #Auspol

@akoh1982 @RNCResearch That was an odd day.

Biden is rewarded with an ice cream sandwich after finishing his speech in Philadelphia

@MattGertz I'd cancel him if I knew who he was.

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I am somewhat of a lib myself and online enough to follow Banana Discourse but I have no idea who this person is or what I'm supposed to be "wailing" about.

@mjrowland68 @LindaBurneyMP @PeterDutton_MP @senbmckenzie @ABCTV Not even Crabb will be able to make Dutton seem human.

Kitchen Cabinet returns next month! Guests include @LindaBurneyMP, @PeterDutton_MP and @senbmckenzie. 🥘 🍽️ @ABCTV

@jonkudelka Fair enough. I imagine most don't bear thinking about for too long, if you want to keep any kind of composure.

@ShirleyYooggest It was on while I was doing about 15 cartoons a week and watching them cook a meal as well was not something I could easily cope with.

It’s fun to see hard bitten cynics with the thousand mile stares finally crack and absolutely lose their shit at the tiniest mention of kitchen cabinet.

@jonkudelka I used to quite enjoy it. It offered some interesting insights into who these people are and how they view the world. Some of the food was even pretty good.

@ShirleyYooggest To be fair I’ve never been able to watch more than ten minutes of it in a row.