ShitFart Customs

Honestly every controller modder is just fucking loaded. we are scamming you idiots! I have a tesla!

Me when i get my ass beat on slippi by a marth player who does too many edge cancelled dairs

@Mooshies_ I am waiting for the south american commentors to arrive

I put Secretary Kennedy into Melee! Control the worm that controls RFK Jr. with this new skin over Dr. Mario! Get it at my Patreon, linked below! Slippi compatible.

there is an intense sexual tension between tournament organizers and controllers modders. the email exchanges and vendor applications we have to fill out are the equivalent of staring at each other from across the room.

Guys look i bought a weird gamecube controller on ebay and im gonna do a “wave” “dash” with it

In the genesis venue a can of pepsi is 6 dollars and if you try to bring your own water in the venue a trained gorilla in a hi-vis vest crushes your skull

Zain gets spacingmogged by RapM yahoomaxxing at the club. Could losing to an fload be spiking his cortisol?

If you guys didnt fuck up the nintendo smash world tour everything would be different man. Instead of winning 400$ one lucky gamer could be going home with a golden switch controller and 80 dollars in nintendo e shop points.

@ShitFartCustoms I'm sorry. Where?

@riennezelda Undeclared axial position

@ShitFartCustoms leave my hermit ass alone

there would be so much less controller misinformation if any of the controller modders were both charismatic and knowledgeable. Instead they are either car salesman or antisocial freaks.

I am sensing something…. A $1200 invoice with $150 booth electricity is on the horizon….

Ive actually saved up like 400 perfect x axis PODE noble potentiometers as a contingency for when we go back to vanilla melee no UCF. Every time someone gets a module put in that has a 95%+ dashback pot I steal it. They never notice.

@anotheralyx @fungalfae I may hate you but misgendering you was an accident.

@ShitFartCustoms @fungalfae Shitfart customs I’m sorry for forsaking you, I was at work and only replied my opinion, please don’t hate and misgender me

I am an ICE agent and this is my controller

@AllHeart0Brain no

Only solution to the controller drama is to assign a point value to each mod and limit the total amount of points a single controller can have. You can have z jump but no snap back module. Firefox notches? No trigger plugs. If caught with an illegal controller no UCF for a year.

@Edible_Rex They should only have access to the firefox angles the level 6 CPU can do

@ShitFartCustoms Boxx players instantly cap out and sent to labor camps

@norfair846 @fungalfae no it can't. when you move the stick it reads before you ever hit the gate.

@fungalfae @ShitFartCustoms On smash ultimate it could be usefull for anglint tilt attack and smash attack

@fungalfae @anotheralyx Hes lying they dont do shit except for ASDI down

@anotheralyx @ShitFartCustoms Why