Shittown Ultimate

THANK GOD 🙏🏻

@Brodiesmith21 C’mon brodie. How bout something more realistic. Like this?

Peep the #NewProfilePic

@woodsmc @brauning_jeff Weird how the app just copied old tweets word-for-word

@brauning_jeff Now do @ShittownU

@DickAndSauce Sweeetie ❤️🧡💚💙💙

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 💚💚💚

You want two Spicy Chicken Sandwiches? Toss me $5 and you got a deal.

Get whisk. Or get the fuck out of my face

Just so y’all know - stay safe. Stay socially distant. But also. Get a G&T in you. For the health

@ShawnMMcCarthy @David_Picone Wendy’s is love. Wendy’s is life.

@David_Picone You don’t understand the need for Wendy’s? Horrendous... @ShittownU

Certain individuals voting against McDonalds. Unsure why but it HAS to be Wendy's

Now that we’ve had time to decompress, we really appreciate abt to thank @Wendys for always being there for us. In times of need, in celebrations, always make sure you have some @Wendys by your side. But look out! @Brueggers is coming for that # 1 spot!! #fuelforchampions

We did the thing and won it but we missed @ohiostateulti come back next year boys #allday #allnight

We won the semi final, but more importantly got some HAF pictures in the parking lot after

Good morning we won our first game but I know everyone really wants to know what we did last night - we watched John Wick and burnt hair off our nipples #blessed #hotnips #HMP

5-0 for the day. Only two men puked today so we got that going for us

W against WVU and W against Miami and then one more game against @cedarvilleuf I have a headache sko

Sup shitters. Ur boys had a slow start today. First game slip fest but pulled it out. We won our first two because we have Paul Arters on our team #machine #paularters

@Wendys EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING WENDYS

Tell us your favorite thing to order, and we’ll give you your Feast of Legends fantasy name. Then you can go to FeastofLegends.com and make your character before you play.

@DickAndSauce @ShawnMMcCarthy @INVIRZIBLE @natebotti @MJStegs @MikeyWa @Fwiz @NWRyanKlein will consult as well

@ShawnMMcCarthy @INVIRZIBLE @natebotti @MJStegs @MikeyWa @Fwiz Mark Brunell should be his financial advisor.

What’s the probability Antonio Brown is bankrupt within 5 years? @DickAndSauce @INVIRZIBLE @natebotti @MJStegs @MikeyWa @Fwiz

Can’t forget the best sponsor of them all @tessmarquette for putting a roof over our head!!! and Archibald the Good Boy for being the best boy there ever was

We would LOVE to thank our sponsors @4RosesBourbon, @donjulio, @Brueggers, @cavs and of COURSE @WENDYS EVERYKNE BUY AS MUCH WENDYS YOU CAN YOU WONT REGRET IT #SPONSORED #4FO4 #SPICYNUGS

@ShawnMMcCarthy @4RosesBourbon @donjulio @Brueggers @cavs @Wendys Thanks, Shawn! We think so, too. Which is why we’re trying to get even BETTER sponsors, and see if Tom Crawford and @USAUltimate will make us the 1st #liveultimate ambassador team!

@ShittownU @4RosesBourbon @donjulio @Brueggers @cavs @Wendys We have the best sponsors. We also possibly need some “sponsors” of a different kind.