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@Mutsaa_ Liar!!!!😂😂😂

@Shkay_45 😂😂😂 still doesn't top it

Give me a World Cup song that tops Shakira Waka Waka

@IreneTariroWyn @TeeMhazo It's all in the mind, sweetheart, ndo mune bonde rese, of course body inozokupa maSignals but they are avoidable.

@Shkay_45 @TeeMhazo Because munhu ane ropa

Challenge remaWhatsApp stickers iro kah 🤣🤣 anonzi Clibert anoda beans ndati

@IreneTariroWyn @TeeMhazo The reason being?

@TeeMhazo Munhu wese anofanira kutoda bota

@timiretimzzy2 Haa taisanzwirana tsitsi😂😂😂

@Shkay_45 Aah ndizvo zvamaiitana kuPrimary izvi?😂😂😂

Huyai timbotsvinyirana zvataiitana kuPrimary. Comment tiite aura for aura.

@TheShonaQueen Ndikakubata dakukuputitsa!!!😭

Today ndanzwa nyaya ye this guy, its so painful guys, people are going thru a lot kunze uko. So hanzi this guy anonzi Tawanda, his mom died in 2019 after a long battle with BP, a few months after losing his mom, his father died in a car accident. Akabva asara ari one. [THREAD]

@DaddyRosheen @_MakdShelby "Handey"

@_MakdShelby Wait till you hear them pronouncing Hyundai🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just heard the pronunciation of “PUMA”today 😭😭😭😭

@Mutsaa_ He be thief that one!😂😂😂

@Shkay_45 Literally thats it😂😂😂😭don't worry he won't be a problem to society

The concept of growing up just so we can rub off each other's private parts and reproduce is just so....??? idk

@Mutsaa_ That's it?😂😂😂So the society is gonna suffer because of your kids jus coz you wanted to feel what's pregnancy like? Comrade you no dey serious😂😂

@Shkay_45 I just want to experience how it feels like growing a human in your belly nothing else😩😩

@Mutsaa_ Why?😂 what's your reason for wanting them?😂😂

@Shkay_45 Yes😂😂

@GTgiftie Wait! what am I missing here? I mean a child speaks first before reading,,,duhh💁‍♂️

Is it possible for someone to speak fluently but not know how to read?

@Mutsaa_ Do you wanna have kids in the future?😂😂

@Shkay_45 For the next generation 🤣🤣 i guess

@Mutsaa_ Makes no sense hangu kwandiri😂😂😂 like "okay, let's make a baby"😂 for what?

@Shkay_45 Unfortunately thats the whole point why we're here🤣🤣🤣

@Mutsaa_ Can you blame him though? I mean your mom tells you that she believes in you so much and asks you to sit for ordinary level exam instead of grade seven exams and then you come out with 10 Us would you think it's your fault?

We did it😭💙 Now sack whoever employed him in the first place

@05bfeafa2f9745c @Tkzee_27 But ninez ndimoms kah still😂😂😂

@Shkay_45 @Tkzee_27 Violence iyo is undiluted. Pure. 100%. Anga aneta. This life is short to be honest. You can't spend the rest of it entertaining unwanted visitors. No

Besides kuti nyika yawoma nekuda kweZanu, weather ndedzipi dzimwe nyaya dzandingataura nevaenzi vandisina kujaira 🤔

@05bfeafa2f9745c @Tkzee_27 Ndine mfes wangu ana ninez yake yakashanya paden pake, bvaazongot," but mainin makambozviona kut munhu ukagara naye sterek anopedzisira aakukubhohwa" to make matters worse ninez yainetsana nemurume kuden,,, Haa hanz mom's pavakaudzwa kut mkomana ndoozvaasasa pakapisa paden😂😂😂

@Shkay_45 @Tkzee_27 Hayi. Ayewa. 🤣🤣. Better kutaura henyu dza Chamisa. Iyo yemuface anokutsoma is just not on. Hanzi asi vanhu havagoni kugara kudzimba dzavo🤣🤣🤣

@05bfeafa2f9745c @Tkzee_27 Koo hant tashaya nyaya here?💁‍♂️😂😂

@Shkay_45 @Tkzee_27 Ayikaka

@Tkzee_27 Zveipapo!!!😂😂

@Shkay_45 Aiakaka 😂😂😂😂