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🚨NEW: @SenThomTillis (R-NC) says he’s ready to push the Clarity Act forward to a markup. “I’m going to ask the chair to move forward with scheduling a markup when we get back… I think we’ve made a lot of progress… and it’s time to get it before the committee to move it forward,” Tillis told my inimitable friend and former colleague @ChaseWilliams_ in a reporter gaggle on Capitol Hill this morning following the Warsh vote. Tillis went on to say most bank concerns on stablecoin yield have been heard and addressed, adding that others are welcome to “come and work in good faith.” On timing: Tillis hopes to release legislative text on stablecoin yield 4–5 days before a markup after stakeholders get a preview. On software developers and how law enforcement views the potential impact on enforcement under the 1960 criminal statute, a new flag Tillis raised this week, he pointed to @SenLummis’ approach, saying he’s “generally in support” of where the bill stands.

Agentic commerce isn’t priced in yet. Machine-to-machine payments will increase demand for the digital dollar beyond current estimates. The agentic economy could be larger than the human economy. We're building the infrastructure for both at Coinbase.

@el33th4xor Glad to know we’re living rent-free in your head…

The reality is that XRP was designed for more. Tokenization, lending, collateral, settlement. One ledger and one asset doing the bridging. We believe no other network combines all of these capabilities natively with the level of regulatory clarity that institutions require.

Sources: Jaelan Phillips has agreed to a 4-year, $120 million deal with the Carolina Panthers with $80M in guarantees.

RB Kenneth Walker III to sign with Chiefs. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero, @mikegarafolo)

The 2025 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year is Carolina Panthers WR Tetairoa McMillan.

Just chased my buldak with milk

What matters is not release of some subset of the Epstein files, but rather the prosecution of those who committed heinous crimes with Epstein. When there is at least one arrest, some justice will have been done. If not, this is all performative. Nothing but a distraction.

The Panthers were right for drafting Bryce Young over CJ Stroud

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Stealing your idea @TYBGRami 11/1/24

@IterIntellectus Send @beterbonk over. He’ll do a fine job. #trustme

686,000 births for 125 million people this is extinction level of bad. how do you even fix this

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Too baahhd

@beterbonk You’re hip

Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat retard 😀

Bryce brings it home

Fuck it build BY9 a STATUE downtown ATL

#Panthers QB Bryce Young in a win over Atlanta • 31/45 • 448 passing yards • 3 TDs • 0 INTs • 123.2 passer rating Carolina is 6-5 on the year.

Bryce Young just had the most passing yards in a game in Panthers HISTORY.