Shmeedo

I mostly wrote this to prove I can finish something…I hope you enjoy it but I’m not trying to to win awards. If you don’t read it I still love you the children’s book thread below “take a look it’s in a book reading rainbowwwwwwww” @MullsOnChain @RisBriaNFT @MaisonDeGOAT

@NevinLawrence 🎶The morn that I was born my old man cold cocked the Dr because the Dr said your son looks like Chewbacca….🎶

My wife's due date is today. This weekend she seemed scared and asked to have a serious conversation with me. Wife - "If the baby is born on my due date will you make a Star Wars joke?" Me - "Of course not. I would never dream of it." Wife - "I just needed to check."

@UpholdInc @KingXRP33 Be happy to add to the small stack

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@zandyor I got kids

Tell me in 3 words why you need $300

@zandyor Well who knows 9euN7bnJLUvFimszQxQ5WHJQ8rBLwVdNUdCVrpWm2hM7

Running an experiment. Launching a memecoin on Solana, airdropping to the first 1,000 wallets that comment in the next 24 hours. Curious what price action and holder behavior look like when the top of the distribution isn't dominated by people who farm every launch. Drop your wallet address.

@UpholdInc @Nichola71308965 Have fun in Vegas!!

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@VincentSco72192 Ummm I don’t know what this but it does the job

how to hack the algorithm Engage to keep the account visible in your scroll So any post of mine you see? Just an emoji every so often keeps the account in your timeline

@MustangSally_12 @PaulMarcoe The higher the hair the closer to Jesus right?

@PaulMarcoe The ozone layer. We had to stop using hair spray to save the ozone layer!

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@depressivehacks Gotta follow data sometimes

Given the amount of discussion on what's been happening with the algorithm on here this week, I want to remind you all that you can find DepressiveHacks at the same handle across basically all socials. Many people are probably not used to having so many places to check and are wondering how to spend their time when they are trying to be present in so many places at once. My very simple advice is to go where you are seeing results. For example, my impressions on this site have been incredibly low lately, but my impressions on another site have skyrocketed this week. So, when I am planning where to spend my time next week, I will spend a little time everywhere, but I will spend the most time on the site where I saw the best results from the previous week. This has been my whole approach in 2026. I switch when the data tells me to switch. I dig in when I see tangible evidence of the needle moving. This has already gotten me one new interview for a new client this year. I aim to help many more companies with their written communications as a freelance writer in the coming years, and being discoverable in more places only leads to more funnels for opportunity, imo.

@depressivehacks Yeah but once we have the pfp….

@Shmeedo1 Oh, agreed. I discuss a variety of things that interest me, as you know. Basically, whatever whimsy my brain has that day. Not a single thing has gotten any traction.

The nice thing about having any account that discusses crypto's reach nuked into oblivion on this site is that I now can say whatever I want to about all of you degens without any fear that you'll ever see it and I'll fact reprocussions. I love you all regardless. 🫶

@PNWConservative Several long term foster families are exiting at the exact same time because the state is making it impossible to keep the kids safe

People are going to think I’m a conspiracy theorist… …but I believe the Washington Democrats are deliberately trying to destroy the nuclear family so the government becomes the sole entity a child relies on. Easier to indoctrinate.

@0xZane_ @MullsOnChain @RisBriaNFT @MaisonDeGOAT Thanks so much!

@Shmeedo1 @MullsOnChain @RisBriaNFT @MaisonDeGOAT Enjoy the effort, really well done

I mostly wrote this to prove I can finish something…I hope you enjoy it but I’m not trying to to win awards. If you don’t read it I still love you the children’s book thread below “take a look it’s in a book reading rainbowwwwwwww” @MullsOnChain @RisBriaNFT @MaisonDeGOAT

@nickgerli1 Increase in property taxes, constant new taxes audits showing shortfall, exodus by all those who can. There will be a glut soon and things won’t move

What's going on in Washington State? housing supply is skyrocketing, now up to 17,580 listings. That's 64% above the long-term average for March. It seems like there's an exodus of sorts playing out, with metros like Seattle and Spokane spiking on supply. Home values have already started declining in Washington, and they might drop by a lot in the next year, due to this inventory deluge. Check the situation in your ZIP at reventure.app/mobile.

@depressivehacks Personal take get the bread without chasing it and then you’re good. If it’s a by product of what you’ve built why not?

Would you think differently of me if I started doing sponsored posts? I've spent years building DepressiveHacks into a brand that can be trusted in an industry of low trust. While I still am far from where I want to be, the honest truth is that being self-funded is difficult and growth is slow. I feel that I need to be open to any type of revenue opportunity that could help fuel the expansion of DepressiveHacks, but I don't want to alienate those of you who have supported me and my work all of these years. Please share your feedback; DepressiveHacks is nothing without you guys and I want to make sure I'm doing things the right way.

@FFVV1211 All right I’ve chosen to make it so

if your pfp is a: • NFT PFP then you and I are friends

@UpholdInc Nice thats pretty cool Of you

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@majeed66224499 The world waits for something to break

🔥🎉🔥VES RV April 3rd 🎉🔥🎉🔥 April 3, 2026 is the correct effective date for those articles. What the law actually says -Venezuela passed the Hydrocarbons Law reform on January 29, 2026. Most of the law took effect immediately, BUT: Articles 51, 55–59 (royalties/tax provisions) were given a 60-day delay. That 60-day period lands on April 3, 2026. Look how it benefits VES 🔥🎉🔥

@Ripple Growing at the rate of a gelatinous cube

We’re partnering with Convera to expand enterprise cross-border payments. Together, we’re combining global payment rails with stablecoin-enabled settlement to improve speed, liquidity, and reliability. businesswire.com/news/home/2026…

@ItsNala Pressing on because why not?

Nothing sexier than someone who gets zero likes but keeps posting anyways

@camolNFT Fancy

BREAKING: Pokémon to launch 151 (2) Collection after the excitement around the original set. Release date is TBD.