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The actress playing Helen of Troy not knowing what The Odyssey was despite attending Yale University perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with the modern world. A woman who has been gifted opportunities far beyond her merit so institutions can check off their diversity box.

@JoelKatz @ProofofMaro The fact that it’s an acronym is ties to its spelling

@ProofofMaro Not to be that guy, but the word "laser" is not an acronym. It *was* an acronym. But the notion that a word's origin dictates its current nature or use is a fallacy.

How old were you when you learned the word ‘laser’ is an acronym?

Academics are literally trying to change the dictionary just to prove me wrong. This guy wants to alter the standard Ancient Greek translation reference to say that κυνώπιδος means 'ashamed' rather than 'shameless.' Why? Because I insulted him and he doesn't like my politics. I've said it before, but save your old books. They are going to rewrite everything and tell you up means down.

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week She said the campus was beautiful I asked what's the tuition She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost I made a note She said don't make a note I said I always make notes She said this isn't a deal I said everything is a deal She closed her eyes She said we'd discuss it Saturday I agreed Saturday 7:02am She came downstairs in her Saturday robe Coffee in hand I had my cargo shorts on The dining room had been cleared The projector was on The analyst was at the head of the table Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops He had been there since 6:44am I texted him at 11:14pm Friday The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model He sent a thumbs up My wife stopped in the doorway She said what is this I said you said you wanted to discuss it She said this is not a discussion I did not respond She sat down anyway The analyst stood He said good morning ma'am She did not respond He sat back down A printed deck in front of each seat A fourth copy in case Slide 1 Tuition Schedule $38,500 per year Thirteen years $500,500 nominal Before escalators The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade With escalators $648,000 My wife said okay I said I'm not done Slide 2 Opportunity Cost Even before escalators $38,500 invested annually 10% nominal return S&P long-run average since 1928 By his eighteenth birthday $944,000 My wife said we can afford it I said I know that's not the slide Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65 $83 million She was quiet The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table 8% return $31 million 10% return $83 million 12% return $222 million She did not look She said this isn't about money I said it's always about money She said no it isn't I said then what is it about She did not answer She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment I said I can the analyst already did slide 6 He flipped to slide 6 She did not look She said the school is the best in the city I said best is a feeling She said it produces the best students I said the students were already the best before they got there She said our son deserves it I said our son deserves $83 million My son walked in He is five Dinosaur pajamas He looked at the projector He looked at the open deck on the table He looked at slide 3 He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax The analyst opened a new tab My wife looked at the ceiling He said what's the discount rate The analyst set down his pen She closed her eyes He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation The analyst stopped typing He looked at me I did not say anything She stood up Sat back down He said dad can I help I said yes He pulled up a chair The analyst handed him a printout He started reading My wife watched him read She watched him for a long time She said his name He looked up She said do you like school He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions She did not respond She looked at the ceiling She walked out of the room The analyst started packing up He said should I follow up Monday sir I said no follow up needed He'll be fine Sent from my iPhone

@sarah_cone What is the point of America having a competitive advantage if it's not Americans who benefit?

@DanielK13617598 @KatieMiller Rootless Cosmopolitan

@KatieMiller Understood. So don’t take it. The FDA has deemed it safe for decades. And if you want more families, make family life more affordable here in 🇺🇸. Pay women $2500 bonuses for giving birth. Pay parents $300/mo per child until 21. It’s almost like supply and demand…

Hormonal birth control is poison for a woman’s body.

@BrainlessThe2nd I’m gonna go get the papers get the papers Can you believe that, he’s gonna go get the papers?

Jimmy Two Times and Albert Barese

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.” -Rudyard Kipling

Fathers, teach your daughters: Pattern recognition and wise prejudice. They might save her life.

I've gotten thousands of death threats from stupid black people the past week. So to all the blacks that want to "slide" on me, or "drop my lo" here is your chance! Meet me this Sunday at 12:00pm EST. The address is: 3050 NW 183rd St, Miami Gardens, FL 33056 Before we duel, I'm going to give you a copy of the book "The Cat In The Hat". If you can read 2 pages uninterrupted, without sounding it out or using your index finger to focus on each sentence we can engage in combat. I know this can be annoying, but beating up retards is a crime in Florida (Section 825.102 – Abuse or Neglect of Disabled or Elderly Person). Therefore, I have to ensure you're mentally competent first, since coming to fight a podcaster over tweets is pretty fucking retarded. Comment "monkey" below and I'll DM you my number to coordinate. I look forward to meeting all of you! 🤗

If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.

@fmtovvns Also, “‘I never thought they would mock MY sacred cows!’ cries member of Mocking-the-Other-Side’s-Sacred-Cows Party”

Stabbed because he was white. Handcuffed because he was white. Buried by media because he was white.

@wwwavestar @brndmng You are retarded

@brndmng It’s a Persian word and Sanskrit word. Not “Proto indo-European”…has nothing to do with Europe.

Both "magic" and "machine" trace back to the Proto-Indo-European root magh, meaning "to be able" or "to have power."

Lord I see what you’ve done for Japan and I ask that you also do it for America

@john69542 @FourWingAstral @ShitpostRock2 See morrowind

@ShooTrooTwo @FourWingAstral @ShitpostRock2 My brother Skyrim was made in 2011 by bethesda, the 360 and the ps3 were underpowered compared to pcs of that era. What makes you think they could do the scale of cyberpunk 2077, a game mind you that was made for modern consoles and PCs

@FourWingAstral @john69542 @ShitpostRock2 An open world done right is cyberpunk 2077. If you can’t make a city in a game dont put a city in your game

@john69542 @ShooTrooTwo @ShitpostRock2 not to mention the massive resources required to create side quests and npcs

@urban__spirit @elonmusk @GuntherEagleman Account based in Africa

@elonmusk @GuntherEagleman Identifying the shooter isn't very important right now. The most important thing is to get the system right, abolish gun law in America and save lives.

BREAKING: There are now reports of THREE PEOPLE who lost their lives at the Islamic Center shooting in San Diego. "There are two teachers or staff from the school to be more specific, that have been killed as a result of the shooting. That is separate from the suspects we are hearing about."

@FourWingAstral @ShitpostRock2 People want a realistic open world retard

@ShitpostRock2 yes: it's a video game... it's a suitable hamlet I don't want there to be 50 houses in a hamlet people bitch and bitch and bitch, not wanting open world to exist, yet when it's done right like this, all of a sudden it's "not realistic" go back to your kindergarten linear games