Emerald

@MoriHealer @AgThief Sorry! But also, Silver asked, so.

@ShortBattler @AgThief T-those aren't mental images I needed, Em...

Um.

@MoriHealer @AgThief Yeahhhhhhhhhh

@ShortBattler @AgThief Then what did you me- ...... ////////////

@AgThief @MoriHealer Hah. Sorry, I think I'm all out of innuendos. Uh, Yel. When I said "pool cue" I wasn't talking about a literal pool cue, if you know what I mean.

@MoriHealer @ShortBattler No no, by all means, please continue. I'd like to hear more.

@AgThief @MoriHealer Yeah, I think you mostly like when he shoots his balls into the pocket, huh? …Pfffffft I'm sorry, I should stop—

@MoriHealer @ShortBattler I know some terminology, but I don't play it.

@AgThief @MoriHealer And I bet if Gold's good at anything, he's good at pool. Huh Silv?

@MoriHealer @ShortBattler It just depends on one's technique and strategy, if anything.

@MoriHealer @AgThief …Snort. Well, a lot of people think the ones with big cues have an unfair advantage. But really I hear it's all about how you use it

@AgThief @ShortBattler Wouldn't that effect the game?

@MoriHealer @AgThief See that didn't even scare me because I'm just expecting random dexholders to come out of the woodwork at all times now. Red's gonna enter through a secret trap door in the basement any second now, I know it. Also. How best to put this. We'll call it "the size of his pool cue"

@AgThief @ShortBattler !! Stop with the sneaky upy!

@MoriHealer Hah, sorry. All I'm sayin' is, you know… I'm glad Silv is having fun.

@ShortBattler Emmyyyyyy, not you tooooo...

@MoriHealer Nah, as soon as I heard "GOLD!!!" I pretty much pieced it together. Man. I'd say I don't know what Silv sees in him but uhhhhh. Well. I think I can guess.

@ShortBattler For disturbing you! I hope I didn't make you worry with the sudden yelling...

@MoriHealer Sorry? For, what, shouting Gold out of the house? Definitely no need to say sorry about that, heh

@ShortBattler ........ o-oopsie... sorry Emmy... ^^;;

@MoriHealer I’m being careful! Just, geez, were these things always so wobbly?

@ShortBattler !! B-be careful!

Happy birthday, Emmy!! @ShortBattler 💚

@MoriHealer Oh yeah, I’ve /got/ this 😤😤😤 Uhhhhhhhh probably—

@ShortBattler ..... Are you sure about that? ^^;;

@MoriHealer Here, check this out. I’m gonna be /totally/ fine, gonna walk on these like it’s /nothin/— woahhuhohhhh— I’m good!

@ShortBattler ....... unfortunately, yes...

@MoriHealer Unlike us, right? Heh

@ShortBattler Nuh uh!! I just want your butt to be protected just in case! Those things are tall...

@MoriHealer Mmmm, you definitely think I’m about to fall on my butt~

@ShortBattler No of course not! I just think it's better to be safe than sorry!

@MoriHealer Hey, gimme a /little/ faith! You really think I’m gonna crash that hard?

@ShortBattler I'll get the pillows!!

@MoriHealer Yes— Alright picnic plans postponed, we’re doin’ this now. I’ll be right back!

@ShortBattler ..... Want to give it a try?

@MoriHealer I’ll be honest, neither do I. I’m not even sure I’d be able to do it now

@ShortBattler Well those sleeves /were/ extremely long... and I still don't understand how you could walk in those shoes ^^;;

@MoriHealer You’re not wrong! Lots of time was spent monkeying with those things. And tripping with the boots. And stepping on my own shirt sleeves, somehow. And etc.

@ShortBattler The upkeep and maintanance is just as important!! They would have just fallen apart otherwise!