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My Tootie

@Show_Yer_Tweets

Atlanta, GA Katılım Haziran 2010
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My Tootie
My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
Hey everyone! Launching my new fragrance line, Scents by Tootie at 12/4c. Only $64.99 a piece 👌🏼 #onpoint #slay #thanksbabe
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Got my cradle Catholic turned atheist ass about to dig through the depths of my jewelry box and bust out the communion gifts
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@CrazyWambolt Ok. And you should certainly have some shame that your parenting led to a teenage pregnancy and a prolapsed asshole at 15, though.
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crazy corgi’s@CrazyWambolt·
@Show_Yer_Tweets Prolly one of those moms that you can’t pull a needle out her butt! I would rather know what is happening with my child than be in the dark! Kids are not 80’s kids anymore! They can’t themselves as well as we did!
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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
I’m catching up on Unexpected and WTF your 15 year old discusses having anal sex with her 13 year old boyfriend and you just sit there laughing instead of feeling like a complete failure of a parent
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Jenelle coming on to Twitter to defend her mans
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Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
Melania: "Jeffrey who?"
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Paddypaddy
Paddypaddy@Pattywthapermit·
I would never, ever, ever, ever, fix my fucking lips to utter a word about someone else’s looks knowing I look like an uglier, more deformed version of Danny Devito’s penguin. Oh funky ass bitch.
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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
Thinking it’s a flex that UBT only comes sniffing around your musty old claptrap when he’s unemployed and needs his lifestyle funded is why she will always be Delujenelle
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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
If my bellybutton was at the bottom of my sternum, I’d be suing the surgeon not praising
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@sheenaniganz Maybe! It’s scheduled for splashdown around 8pm in San Diego so idk if it’ll be dark enough to see it well. Don’t worry I’ll remind you on the 10th 😆
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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
@sheenaniganz We may or may not have gone to a watch party like some nerds lol. But it is really cool and a huge deal!
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MsAnonMafioso™️@TakoTuezday·
We all know your view is gnarly bc we saw his hand on your head but WTF is up with your curtains?
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I may be a dumb bitch, but not dumb enough to ever think UBT is a prize
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Aaron Klemz
Aaron Klemz@aaronklemz·
For five weeks, Hegseth's been screeching about how we have the greatest military ever, that the war was over on Day One, etc. etc. We gave our European allies the middle finger, and now we're begging them to solve the problem we (and Israel) created? What a beta move.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Hegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."

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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
Spending the morning reading the names on Jace’s GoFundMe
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Nelle911@bqqp911·
@Show_Yer_Tweets OMG I hope my dream doesn't come true. It was so random last night. I'm taking a shower and 2 men wearing only boxers break into the bathroom thru sliding glass doors! It's still making my heart jump a beat. I'm guessing because I was naked & no wear to run. I don't want to die
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My Tootie@Show_Yer_Tweets·
A REALLY strange thing happened today that I can’t even share with my husband so I will tell you guys. Last night I had a very vivid sex dream about a boyfriend from 20 years ago. It was the last dream I had, so I woke up like wow that was random and he stayed on my mind a bit.
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I want a YouTube channel of just time capsules being opened up
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