Adam Showman

@GPNRO London still not heard eek nail biting

@SW_Trains thank you it was so fast great!

@SimonAmstell well done, the Buddhists in the front row loved it. Why not come on a longer retreat will be great.

@SimonAmstell we're coming to see you tonight on the front row from the London buddhist centre looking forward to it.

@SimonAmstell Looking forward to tonight. I'll be 1 of 12 Buddhists from the LBC on the front row. It's my 30th birthday! #veganbujew

Well done to all the medics qualifying today it's been a long 5 years but we made it!

@abigailradnor @arronferster @tussie8 @bentyer that's amazing. It's the eyes and the mannerism as well.

@BenTyer what you having petal?

"If only you could get a qualification in sarcasm" "You can, mock gcses" Lee Mak - brilliant

Bedtime is so close - happy days (before 10 is just too early)

As much as I love seeing heartless morons gored to death, I can't take the risk of 1 innocent animal being hurt for fun. #banbullfighting

@ArronFerster should have still worked at specsavers?

@CarmyCool Blame it on the Brownie

Hmm not sure if post lunch apple pies are actually the answer, on the plus side guess who's back - Carmen @CarmyCool

Neighbours r worried that Philpotts house if turned into a memorial, would become a tourist attraction. Alton towers start worrying

Not good to find the joys of twitter 4 weeks before my exams #finals

It seems to Me if you're trying to violate the Bible by having premarital sex I'm the last name you want to be shouting during it.

@missdebbo some good grub in tayyabs you enjoy it? #tayyabs

@tim_dempsey @danwizey haha brilliant

@tim_dempsey @danwizey what have you got him? I'm still waiting for my present from you