Adam Carbone

Blue-haired women and red-hatted men are both keying my tesla. Wtf

@elonmusk Alright fine I’ll do it

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@eltonofficial @elonmusk is twitter over because of this now :(

All my life I’ve tried to use music to bring people together. Yet it saddens me to see how misinformation is now being used to divide our world.   I’ve decided to no longer use Twitter, given their recent change in policy which will allow misinformation to flourish unchecked.

@MattWallace888 @mtaibbi 😂😂😂😂

@mtaibbi Hillary Clinton wanted me to let you know she would like to invite you over for a friendly dinner

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@elonmusk hi dad

Twitter is like open-sourcing the news

Rate my spaghetti @GordonRamsay

@adultswim K , hi bb

You are contractually obligated to reply to this tweet

@MountainDew don't know how to do this but 86

I'm just glad I was never a part of a family that made you wear Pajamas

@ABC Rest in Peace. Let the dead rest. Leave the man alone for a day at least?

Pres. Trump says "he was not just my brother, he was my best friend" after the death of his younger brother Robert. "He will be greatly missed, but we will meet again. His memory will live on in my heart forever. Robert, I love you. Rest in peace." abcn.ws/2Y5yvtG

@Adele Would you perform at my mayoral inauguration If I win my mayoral run? My platform is Adele.

@h3h3productions shquib@yahoo.com MVPS H3H3 #help

/also what's a hot towel on a plane for i take it out of obligation but it serves no purpose

i feel like i'm alone in being the only one mildly annoyed with ed helm's face. Like not quite enough to do anything about it, but just enough to think about it everyday and be slightly uncomfortable

We had a great chat with Adam Carbone, star of Randy's Canvas, available now on digital HD! @Shquib @RandysCanvas openthetrunk.com/adam-carbone/

Just finished watching Randy's Canvas, this is a film that is a gift that just keeps giving, I dare anyone to watch this and not have a smile by the end. #RandysCanvas #AdamCarbone shines in the leading role. please go and watch this movie @RandysCanvas

Me: hi do you take walk-ins? Cremator: what

Just up right now at 3:47am thinkin bout ciabatta bread

@GlacieBright ☹️ sad reacts only

Me rn