@jerrysghost614 I’ve always said just move it 30 minutes the next time it’s supposed to move and leave it there forever. A good compromise means no one is happy.
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Dave Beall
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Dave Beall
@Shroudedllama
Butcher by trade. Tattoos and a beard. No longer the King of Sarcasm because some guy named Joey said so. Contributor to @Heartland_CS
Mannford, Okla Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Thanks to my Facebook memories, 10 years ago yesterday was when Draymond Green "kicked" Steven Adams in the you know whats.
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At this rate they’re going to make us get a license just to drive our cars.
The Notorious AKG@NotoriousAKG
Line up, MAGA, and be prepared to show your birth certificate and REAL ID to open a checking account.
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My Mom just now: thinking back you weren’t THAT bad of a child.
Happy Mother’s Day to me, I guess.
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Your odds of being struck by lightning are more than seven times greater than getting Hantavirus in the USA.
About 250 people get struck by lightening each year.
There are about 35 cases per year of Hantavirus in the UEA, with about 12 deaths per year on average.
Obviously, Hantavirus shouldn't be a big concern for the vast majority of Americans.
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You want to fuck a kid?
CLARK@clarkcashes
I hate every thunder fan. I don’t care if its a kid or an old lady Fuck all of em
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@DerekDuke25 I barely remember my 20s because of 24 ounce ‘stones. We’d buy them by the flat at the gas station.
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My pick for the Kentucky Derby is Pavlovian. I don't even know why. Just felt like I was supposed to.
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Husband and his random questions at randoms times again. I’m noticing he does this the most when he’s tired.
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@FellFister13 @midwestern_ope I was coming here to say that. I always joked you could tie your steering wheel straight, put a brick on the gas, and go to sleep.
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@midwestern_ope You should drive the I-70 route through KS into Colorado.
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I present to you the Most Boring Roadtrip in the Continental United States
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@GoPokesU @BeDamnedIfIKnow @OpinionatedPoke Never seen it but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. We do have “Arkansas style” bacon which is cut from a pork shoulder.
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@BeDamnedIfIKnow @OpinionatedPoke You can find it at many groceries as well. @Shroudedllama do you guys sale European style bacon? Is it readily available in Oklahoma?
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@gif_tannen Do you think the half drunk students at the games are actually going to stop? Maybe, but not right away. Our first home game is vs Oregon right? While we are going to be better that’s probably a pretty convincing loss. It’ll be tarps off in the 3rd quarter.
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don't cry because its over, smile because you know it was when we were at rock bottom and it was never meant to be a long term tradition
(but it was very much the highlight of last season and made me incredibly proud of our fanbase)
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@AlldayOstate I’ll settle for 6. Hoping for a bowl game like the old days.
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Expecting anything more than 8 wins after the last 2 years just feels kinda selfish 🤣
BuffalOKstate@BuffalOKstate
Oklahoma State fans, what are your expectations for this upcoming football season?
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Said the girl when she got the results back after being tested.
Orwells Burner@OrwellsBurner
@ChanceFreeman4 @mfa6677 I blame you for this
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@iamnotkathy OU actually is to softball what their fans think they are to football.
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I'm convinced Patty Gasso has a secret lab where she's perfected building absolute studs. Year after year.
It is annoying and I admire the hell out of it.
Stewart Mandel@slmandel
Oklahoma softball phenom Kendall Wells just broke the NCAA freshman record for home runs (31) in a season. There are still nearly two months left in the season.
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