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@naffaish01 Thank God you got yourself back and quickly.

I went for 6 weeks check up today and the doctor couldn’t recognize me. I was telling him I am the same person and he was confirming from another person 😂😂😂😂😂. What this pregnancy did to my appearance no other pregnancy has done it to me . My sister in-law was even telling me that while I was still in the hospital that someone was saying is this the woman your brother is marrying in a sarcastic way, she was the one explaining to the person that it’s pregnancy that changed me that I am very beautiful. #copied #postpartum #6weekspostpartum

This is what we used to buy from meat sellers for our dog before he died. Anything bone I avoid it, even fish bone, I pick it all out before cooking with it.

Yesterday was tough, but I was tougher.💪💪💪🏋️‍♀️

@gib_smoke The moment I see you say yes papa na I know say that must be highness, can't be you saying that lol

the first thing i heard when i woke up this morning was “trust in me my son.” i didn’t know what that meant, but as a believer i said “yes papa. yes daddy, yes lord” i continued mumbling those words with faith as i was going to sh!t, cos na wetin really wake me up be that. 😭 first status i saw as i opened my whatsapp was this advert …me that my father is already asking me to leave his house, and it all started when his young new wife moved in. 💔 that’s how i asked for aza o! me that didn’t even have a single dime to my name, but that voice that said “trust in me” kept pushing me. with strong faith i typed 2.6b in my opay, shouted “you asked me to trust in you, so therefore i’m a chosen” …then i press send. before you know it, realtor don recieve alert. wow! 😮 somebody shout power ehhhhh!!!!! 🥳

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese. I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently. Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities. I asked who owned the operation. Chinese men bought the land. The river included. Our river. Our sand. Their business. I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt. Written entirely in Chinese. I said I cannot sign what I cannot read. They said drop the sand and collect your refund. I needed that sand badly. I signed. They released the sand. I sat in my car thinking about this country.

@biggestposh Ruth own still dey better cos out go full. How are you fairing without Sterling? 🥺

I just ordered this with 2k on Chowdeck, and Ruth dey collect 30k to cook for me every week.

On God 🙏

@hoodycares @AjeboDanny Na lie I stand gidigba for ground.

@Shughar_rush @AjeboDanny Be like say na Air you dey stand ooo

First Nigerian to snap unaware at the Louvre Pyramid, Paris.

@Iamtimi_1 @AjeboDanny Thanks sugar 😘😚 at least I broke a record 😁

@Shughar_rush @AjeboDanny First in your blood line to have a double Gemini watermark. Congratulations my love 😊

We are all addicted to at least one thing, and that is subscription. Hunger go wan kee you but you go still use your last 2k buy data. Truth is interacting with strangers online is more satisfyingly than that garri you are drinking.

@olajumokeokenla This your gust stew, pls keep us in the loop, leave no information back 😂

Good evening my fellow amebossas 😭 Sorry this gist is late, I was gathering information because I didn’t want to give half updates… So here’s the gist 👀 There’s this couple that lives in the same building as mine. I think they relocated to the UK in 2023 (not too sure), but there’s this lady who visits them almost every day. According to what I heard, the wife met this lady at work, not like they knew each other before oh… it started from “hi” → “when next are you working next?” → “Call me when you’re going to work” Before we knew it… besties 😭, let's give her a name abi (Auntie Tosin Lala) They started visiting each other, matching outfits, even going on vacations together… if you check their TikTok, you’ll think they’re sisters. The couple has a 5-year-old child, and I think the wife is pregnant too 🌚, not sure Ohh 🤷‍♀️, just a guess... Anyway, this friend? She visits morning, afternoon, night… sometimes even sleeps over and mind you, she’s single oh… plus they all attend the same church 😔 Most times when we meet at the gate, her song was always “Oluwatoyin, the Jesus that I know is enough for me” Now here’s where it gets interesting… The wife works night shifts. The husband works day shifts. The friend is a teaching assistant. Since she visits freely, even when the wife is at work, nobody suspected anything… The wife seems like a very calm woman. If you greet her sef, she might just reply with her nose 😭 very demure Until… Ọjọ́ burúkú, èṣù gbómí mú 💀 One day, the friend came as usual… but this time, she looked very angry. I was going to work when I saw her at the gate. The wife had already left, (her car wasnt outside) and the timing was just somehow… but who am I to judge 👀 The next day, I got back from work and saw the wife inside her car crying 😭I knocked… she ignored me. I just went upstairs. Few minutes later… noise started from their flat. “ADE, wa pa mi loni!” Omo… she was crying and shouting 😭 Out of fear I rang the police, they came but no one was hurt, they took their statement and left. But let me take you back a bit… Late April was Lala’s birthday, so they planned a surprise for her. The wife used her husband’s phone to message her like it was him: “Please come now, I don’t understand Pelumi…”(Pelumi is the wife name) Instead of replying, auntie Lala called immediately… but no one picked up, So she rushed to the house… only to meet her own surprise birthday 😭, everywhere stew, I ate cake that day too🤨 But that wasnt even the issue The wife noticed that all chats between her husband and the friend were cleared even messages she herself sent last month 😭 Suspicion activated Husband gave one kind excuse… The wife wasnt having it so said she had noticed some signs even during their Albania trip, but she ignored them, said her friend also suddenly became distant with the husband in public… but still visited the house constantly even when she's not around.. All of these things raises suspicious 🚩 So on Saturday, the wife said she was going to get a drink down the street, and she secretly left her old phone on record Came back, played it and heard everything 😭💀 immediately the wife went out, our side cock rang the side hen so conversation between her husband and aunty Oluwatosin 🥴 was recorded Allegedly oh🤲👀 Auntie tosin lala is pregnant for the husband and insisted on not aborting, she’s in her late 30s Husband said he can’t destroy his marriage because his wife is the main applicant 😭 Omo… That was how Kasala burst yesterday 💀 Everywhere sha scattered 😭, me that rang the police self colelct 😔 Anyways… I feel bad for the wife I’m not going anywhere tomorrow sha

@smat_kae @gib_smoke @TateTheTalisman @DfineA25 You phoolish normally. That's why you dey think backwards. Ode

@Shughar_rush @gib_smoke @TateTheTalisman @DfineA25 “Humanity before eternity” You useless gan

Promoting chess. ✅ Making it look cool. ✅ Great outfit. ✅ Let the guy make his content, I don’t understand some of the hate and backlash here. Your daughters are twerking at every other location on earth to promote their onlyfans pages. But THIS offends you? Relax.

@TheEbayMichael @GbolahanOlanyi0 Ok

@GbolahanOlanyi0 @Shughar_rush I'm not talking about posting his business that puts food on your table, I'm talking of divulging sensitive info like loans you're servicing and all others that really shouldn't be on here.

Those asking about the 100k daily, let me explain. Since we paid a ₦17 million ransom to those terrorists, everything around us has gone downhill. Apart from the outstanding debt of ₦3.6 million, we now run my mum’s business on a monthly loan of ₦3 million with an interest of ₦100k. That means we have to repay ₦100k every day for 31 days, totaling ₦3.1 million, before we can access another loan just to keep the business going. That’s how we’ve been surviving since we managed to pay the ransom. 💔😢 Life has really been hard for us out here.

@SportyStacey7 @zonnaltd Ok racism shock ne

@zonnaltd Racism ke? 🤣 Nigerians never see anything

On this same day, 2 years ago, Peter Obi made this tweet congratulating Tunde Onakoya. Till this day, Tunde has refused to reply nor acknowledge it. What does that tell you?

@itz_taser Show iff

So immediately Blord was released from prison, the first thing he thought to himself was to borrow dollars from someone, held it on his hand and started making video with it just to prove a point to us? So if he had so much money, why didn’t he charter a private jet to send his passport to him to avoid spending the weekend in prison? If you like post all the money in the world, we all know VDM locked you for 26days in prison, his you boss.

@dimma_opinion @AjeboDanny No, that day I was feeling high that's why I look suspended😇

@Shughar_rush @AjeboDanny Your own na AY

@InibeheEffiong I hope she counter sues.

Ms. Love Dooshima, the businesswoman who made a review about an unarmed bread has just been released from police custody at Zone 7 Police Headquarters. Bon Bread lodged a complaint to the police against her. We received a distress call this night that she honoured police invitation since 12pm on Monday, April 20, 2026 but she was detained afterwards. I came to Zone 7 this night along with @p_oruche and @Peter4Nigeria. Following the intervention of the IGP, @TunjiDisu1, she has been released at 12:30 AM today, Tuesday, April 21, 2026. We will be back by daybreak. Cc: @aleeygiwa

@NigeriaStories Where is Tinubu in all of this?

K!dn@ppers released another video today of John Arum, the University of Jos student abducted last week.

If you don't greet your frnds abroad people assume you are jealous, but when you greet them they won't reply thinking you wanna beg them for money. Bene no vex oh, e don tey wey I hear from you naim mk I say holla.

@TheEbayMichael @GbolahanOlanyi0 There is nothing bad with that, u have sold some tees on here. Push your biz anywhere cos nobody will do it for you

@GbolahanOlanyi0 Bro quit putting your personal business on here na, I will be lying if I said I understand your plight, appeal as much as you can and sort out your bills gradually, who go pay no dey go jail, life na jeje stop putting your personal biz here to avoid see finish. Tomorrow go far.