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@DeeOneAyekooto e be am like Nollywood whn boys dey shout ole ole 🫣

Desmond Elliot leaving his Surulere Ward F3 voting center in shame after Barr. Barakat has been declared winner in his Ward. Politics 101 learnt in a hard way 😆

@followKWSG @Kwara_APC

@mamatii001 Avoid Bayelsa weed (igbo)😁

Why did they disqualified HAMZAT? 😭

@davido @GboyegaOyetola Guy, every man is desperately desperate to achieve his desires😎

The most desperate politician in the world is @GboyegaOyetola very embarrassing

@Bolzy How can you leave ur position that's bigger and better than being a president of many African countries to go "sit down look" in that chamber 😎...

Why is it only Lagos State Governors that don’t automatically try to contest for Senate seats after their tenures end? Is there an unwritten rule in Lagos?

@onu_slim If he continues to rant and complains, his political career will be flushed down the drains... make he go sitdown abeg, this life na turn by turn.

Desmond, I watched your video. White DOE shirt, Surulere street, four minutes of complaints about intimidation, coercion, arm-twisting, and people being fired for supporting you. My brother, where were you for twelve years. You did not release one street video when the system was delivering you victories you did not build. You said nothing when delegates were being managed on your behalf. You made no statement about free and fair elections when Gbajabiamila was personally on his knees begging Surulere people to accept you. You filmed no emergency appeal when the local government structure was working in your favour. The system was not fair then either Desmond. You were just on the winning side of its unfairness and it felt like merit. Now the same machine that manufactured your relevance for 12 years is manufacturing someone else’s victory and suddenly you have discovered democracy and you believe in justice and fair play with the people deserving to choose freely. After four minutes of crying about intimidation, begging party chieftains to investigate, and appealing to lovers of Desmond Olushola Elliott, you remembered to tell people to vote for Tinubu on the 23rd. The system is chewing you alive and you are still campaigning for the people running it. Desmond you are not a victim of this system, you are a product of it, and products do not get to complain when the factory upgrades to a newer model. Go back to Nollywood. At least there, the script is written before filming begins.

@TheEastGuy1 This picture na Ai

Omo EFCC just bursted one hotel wey I dey like this Hotel manager and receptionist is nowhere to be seen which means this bursting is a planned work Everybody just dey run helter shelter for here, one working boy wey lodge with girl leave pounding wey he dey pound the girl run comot for room leave the girl naked Do you know that this people skipped my room and burst other guys??

@a4lasade Make she jst go register with FG under person living with disability 😎

This is not a filter. This is not AI. This is not ChatGPT. She simply went swimming… and after coming out of the pool, her eye became like this. Since then, it’s been hospital to hospital, trying everything possible… but nothing has worked so far. Please be careful the kind of pools you enter. Thank God it didn’t affect both eyes, just one. Omo… this is heartbreaking 💔

@BSAT_Properties So what's d solution?

That's rising damp — and it's a serious structural and health problem. What's happening: Ground moisture is being absorbed upward through the wall by capillary action. Water travels up through the blocks and mortar, carrying salts with it. When it evaporates, it leaves those salts behind — which is what causes the paint to bubble, crack, and peel like you see in that photo. Why it's dangerous: - Weakens the wall over time — salt crystallization physically breaks down the render and eventually the blocks themselves - Breeds mold and fungi — the dark staining is usually black mold, which is a respiratory health hazard for occupants - Corrodes reinforcement — if moisture reaches the steel rods inside, they rust and expand, causing the concrete to crack (this is called spalling) - Destroys finishes repeatedly — you can repaint it 10 times, the problem keeps coming back if the root cause isn't fixed The root cause in most Nigerian buildings: Either the DPC (Damp Proof Course) was skipped, done wrongly, or has failed. The DPC is a horizontal moisture barrier laid at plinth level during construction to stop ground water from rising. Many contractors skip it to cut costs, or they use substandard materials. ® BSAT Properties

@ArcSadam I spoke honesty to someone yesterday when she said her neibour who happens to be a Muslim gave her Ileya Ram meat and rice ...then she threw it away bcos she can't eat it 🤔🤔... The question is why did you collect it if ur belief forbid you from eating it??..

💔 “I Found My Hard Work Inside My Neighbor’s Dustbin…” I’m honestly deeply hurt right now 😭 The other day, I was going out to hawk my products when one of my neighbors stopped me and said: “So you’ve started your business and you didn’t even allow your neighbors test your products first? That’s not how it’s done o.” I immediately apologized and gave her one bar soap and one liquid soap sample before leaving. Yesterday, I decided to check up on her and ask how she liked the products, but she wasn’t at home. Then one of her children innocently said: “My mummy threw your soap inside the dustbin outside.” At first, I thought it was just children’s talk. But something in my mind told me to check the dustbin myself… And sadly, I found the soap there. 💔😭 Honestly, the pain really touched me deeply because I’m just trying to grow my small business with sincerity and hard work. I know I can’t sell it anymore, but I’ll probably just use it to wash my toilet. Please, if you genuinely don’t want something from someone, it’s better not to ask for it at all instead of making them feel this bad afterward. Small businesses go through a lot emotionally too. 🥺

@the_dhavan_18 @grok Grok is cooked!🤣

@iOccupyNigeria @Letter_to_Jack You don't seems to get d sarcasm...

@Letter_to_Jack How dem go bring person wey no dey recognized by any court in Nigeria to litigate?

Breaking News 🚨: Patriotic Nigerians fly World-Class Russian lawyer "Natalia Veselnitskaya" to lead Governor Seyi Makinde’s Presidential Campaign Legal team. According to reports, she is the most dangerous lawyer in the whole world with an unbeatable record as the only lawyer who has never lost a case before. She is the special adviser to President "Putin" and was the same lawyer woman that defeated America in a court case against heavy sanctions on Russia. According to reports, she doesn't believe in adjournment, she stands for you once in court...

@Letter_to_Jack You mean after she sent that guy to Sokoto?🤣

@ekititrends @AsiwajuOladimej @iMotivateAfrica @TanimolaKolade I think it's high time for the concern authority to upgrade our police force offices... Windows were opened meaning there's no electricity and what happens to Air-conditioning instead of ceiling fan am seeing in this picture 🤔

MISCONDUCT; Ekiti State Police Command dismisses Officer in the viral video behaving erratically after taking illicit d¥g The Ekiti State Police Command wishes to inform the general public that it has concluded the psychological and medical test, as well as the disciplinary procedures of one Sergeant Osayingbemi Temitope, who was found behaving erratically in a video circulating on the Social media. The unfortunate and ridiculous incident happened at Ikole-Ekiti on the 9th of May, 2026 after the Officer allegedly consumed some illicit drugs. He was immediately subjected to a medical test and a psychological evaluation. The psychological evaluation revealed that the Officer is emotionally stable. Meanwhile, the medical test showed that the Officer tested positive for Tobacco and Amphetamine. During further enquiries, the Officer confessed to have taken some illicit drugs. Internal disciplinary procedures have been concluded and the Officer has been found culpable. He was recommended for dismissal and the recommendation upheld. The Command hereby, confirms his dismissal which shall take immediate effect. The Command states that the Force remains a disciplined organization, and will not tolerate any act of indiscipline, unprofessional practice or any act that could ridicule the image of the Force. The Commissioner of Police, CP Falade Adegoroye Micheal, charged Officers of the Command to uphold discipline, professionalism, accountability, integrity and ensure total dedication to their statutory duties of protecting lives and property. SP ABUTU SUNDAY, ANIPR POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER EKITI STATE COMMAND

@Flowkeei If u no wash ur preeq well b4 d girl give u head ....her lips go swell up like Camel ponmon 🤣

Just saw this in my little brother’s bag please what’s this oil used for? Before I approach him.

@mimuluslarch @grok Religion is a scam

Hey @grok if you were human, which religion would you choose?

Teargas in a Hospital, a Thoughtless Act. I have just read the recent troubling reports of how the operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) allegedly stormed the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital in a bid to arrest Professor Eyo Ekpe, a professor of cardiothoracic surgery and deputy chairman of the hospital’s medical advisory committee. While I understand and respect the fact that the EFCC, and indeed, all other government agencies have their constitutional rights to do their jobs without interference, the manner in which some of these jobs are carried out is often deeply troubling. Reportedly, the EFCC operatives who stormed the hospital shot some teargas canisters within the hospital premises which sent medical staff and patients running for safety. This thoughtless act greatly compromised the general safety in the hospital environment and further jeopardised the health of the medical personnel and the sick people in the hospital. I have always said that the most fundamental intangible asset upon which any nation functions effectively is the rule of law and order. The disorderliness allegedly demonstrated by the EFCC operatives at the hospital must not be encouraged. Nothing justifies the use of teargas canisters in a fragile hospital environment. Do we not realise that our hospitals are part of our most critical contributors to development? We must also learn to respect the lives and dignity of our citizens. If a Professor of Cardiothoracic Surgery is arrested in such a demeaning manner in a hospital environment, what signals are we sending to other medical professionals working hard to keep our health sector afloat? It is reported that Nigeria has only 80 cardiothoracic surgeons serving its 230 million people, and the Prof Eyo Ekpe is the only one in Akwa Ibom State. Let us learn to do better. Let us condemn and eschew the rascality and disorderliness that have continued to characterise some of our public offices and bring in civility in the discharge of our duties. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@lekankingkong U go beg me to delete dis one from my phone 😁😁 a ko gbgbo yin lẹru ni

How to make and eat whateverthisis #voiceover #yoruba

@HOJ_Onuakalusi 🤔🤔

Over the years, I have remained committed to initiatives that directly impact the wellbeing of our people. One of such interventions was the medical outreach held at Agbaka Ward, Ejigbo, where women, children, and the elderly received free medical consultations, health screenings, medications, and other essential healthcare services. Access to quality healthcare remains a major challenge for many families, and this outreach was designed to bridge that gap by bringing medical services closer to the people, especially the vulnerable members of our community. Seeing the smiles, relief, and gratitude from beneficiaries reinforced my belief that leadership must go beyond words and translate into meaningful action that improves lives. My commitment to the people of Oshodi-Isolo Constituency II remains unwavering, and I will continue to champion programs and initiatives that promote health, empowerment, and community development.

@safonyameherbal Watin some pple dey carry for red-light motels under d influence of alcohol pass dis one

Bro to bro, If you undress her and she looks like this, run for your life, don’t take any excuses.