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🚨 DOUBLE DATE: A DISASTER 😂
I arrive at the theater with my flower for my first date… and @Serlyrl is already sitting in the same row with an identical one. 🫨
Suddenly @why_so_rekt walks in, pale as a ghost, holding TWO tickets and TWO flowers with trembling hands. ⚡
Dead silence.
We both stare at him like he burned all the popcorn in the theater. 👀
🤔 What should the King of Disaster do?
A) Sit in the middle and pretend it’s a romantic threesome 😏
B) Run, Romeo, run! 🌸💨
C) Kneel and ask us to choose who gets to kill him first 🛐🌸
D) Fake a heart attack and hide in the bathroom 🚽😵
What should we do?
(Wild replies welcome 🔥)

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