Albert Funney

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Albert Funney

Albert Funney

@Shumbitz

Attorney and water testing consultant, current CTO (Chief Troll Officer). Don’t like my tweets don’t follow me. Parody Acct.

Hinkley, California Katılım Temmuz 2012
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Albert Funney
Albert Funney@Shumbitz·
@TMZ I’m waiting for Mike Love to hang it up so we never have to listen to Pisces Brothers again.
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TMZ@TMZ·
Bruce Johnston Retiring From The Beach Boys After 61 Years tmz.me/YFhZYaE
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@DennisW74803630 @akafaceUS Using the term “They” is being pretty liberal bro. The center chick is hot. Caitlin is talented but def not hot. The chick on the right looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels.
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Dennis Weismann
Dennis Weismann@DennisW74803630·
@akafaceUS They are so Smoking hot .. Its a shame they have to play with the black DEI hire ball players..
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The only good thing about the WNBA is right here.
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Johnny Lawrence@JohnnyLCKai·
Deleted scene from The Karate Kid
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@Variety She’s a good looking chick with a decent point of view. I’d throw it to her. Unfortunately, she’s surrounded by the fucking predator (Woopie), an illegal alien, and a washed up comedian.
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Variety@Variety·
#TheView has lately been lacking energy and a genuine broadcast talent to put forward a mainstream point of view. Elisabeth Hasselbeck has given the show the jolt it needed. Read the full analysis: wp.me/pc8uak-1lGYOe
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⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
What comedian isn't even funny at all to you? I'll go first: Joe Rogan
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The Classic Gear
The Classic Gear@theclassicgear·
Train your muscles and spine for natural, lasting alignment! 🧘‍♂️ Work, relax, or train — stay comfortable and keep great posture. Try it now: theclassicgear.com/belt
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@itslunawilde Hey girl… if you’d like, I could finish on the dark side of your hair and make it match the other side. MySpace me.
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Luna Wilde@itslunawilde·
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@barstoolsports They never stopped being an embarrassment. Trust the process. They must think Philly fans are a bunch of suckas. Embid is washed up. The whole team is mid af. This whole team will be replaced by AI next year anyway.
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𝕰𝖒𝕲@Emilio2763·
What’s She Training For?…
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Legion Hoops@LegionHoops·
SGA pulled up to the post game interview with one of the wildest fits of all time 😭 (h/t @sny_knicks)
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@CrossingBroad Let’s be real Jamie was probably a lot of fun in college. I’m sure her ankles got comfortable behind her ears at the frat parties. I was told she was let go because Duces Rogers was down and she spurned him. She said that she wasn’t into scat.
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Mauch64@Mauch64·
@CrossingBroad Jaime has about the same chance of returning as Don Tollefson.
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@kozyachiy @nypost She would do fine in OF. I’m sure a decent amount of CBP attendees would be subscribers.
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Aleshka K@kozyachiy·
@nypost most likely OF or some other nude content
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New York Post@nypost·
Why NBC Sports surprisingly cut ties with Phillies sideline reporter Taryn Hatcher trib.al/zxTR1kw
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@nypost Let’s be real here. Taryn knew her stuff when it came to the Phillies. She is also a smoke show. Here’s to hoping she finds something better in Philly.
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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
Good one and accurate 😂
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Shishagumi
Shishagumi@Shishagumi·
PLEASE don't pirate the new Muppet Show. It'll only succeed and be picked up for a full series if it is watched through Disney+ or on ABC when it premieres/reruns. Let's make the Muppet Show a full series once again!
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I wish I was blind after seeing that segment. Rizzo the Rat is a talentless hack. The rat put on display by Philly Unions has more talent. #muppetshow
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