Kade

Me

Did you know most Americans only get to spend 2-3 hours with a new video game after launch before returning to work? Paid. Gamer. Leave. Three simple words I will make law when gamers around the country rise up and take back control of this country (which we founded, btw).

It still blows my mind that Anthony Hopkins played a character named Don Diego De La Vega

BREAKING 🚨: NASA reports the Parker Solar Probe has just flown through an eruption from the Sun

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind but not to forget a traumatic relationship, just to forget all my little goofs

@jougheigh Pre-peeled you goofball

@ShwingMAN13 Just dropping the peels into the bath water

I’m here to announce the end of the shower beer as the tyrannical leader of the in-shower treats. There’s a new king in town.

You know media literacy is dead when viewers can't understand why a chaos God wouldn't push an instant win button and would instead cause....chaos

Sometimes I prefer Instagram reels, that's where the weird stuff is

Jeff Bezos became $10,500,000,000 richer today He's now worth $164,000,000,000 Amazon is a $1,430,000,000,000 company OSHA has recommended a $15,625 fine on Amazon for exposing workers to serious physical harm & denying medical care. Our health & safety laws are a cruel joke.

Knuckle tattoo that says “hand”

Guy who misread the sign showing up to the search party with sparklers

Barbie was so incredible. Oppenheimer on Thursday. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up liking Barbie more.

I've always wanted to go on a quest

You really expect me to think you're tough, despite the fact I clearly heard you say "owie"?

I hate when people say they use humor as a coping mechanism and then aren't funny. Like either cope well or go to therapy

Impulse buying camera lenses

Me looking at the universe where Titanfall 3 came out instead of apex legends

@witchernetflix #unsubscribe

@ShwingMAN13 Witcher fans: Prepare for the next chapter. Season 3, Volume 1 streams June 29th, only on Netflix. Reply #unsubscribe to opt-out.

Time to sail the high seas 🏴‍☠️