Shylara_The_Manged

@AskShemeshka You did that. I got extra drunk that evening.

Power move: Staff karaoke outing and I go up on stage and belt out a perfect rendition of 'Miserable' by Lit, making direct eye contact with my apprentice during the extra loud chorus. *preen*

@Ryskyter @FCole38999177 Don't let Shemmy see this. She'll flip out with jealosy!

Fan art of @ShylaraThe and my Odessa, a fun cute and sexy piece by the awesome @FCole38999177

@Elite_the_Loth @AskShemeshka I'm also in the market for some Shemeshka tested, Shemeshka approved furniture.

@AskShemeshka I'd buy some! my office could use Shemeshka Approved furniture.

Just remember mortals, it could always be worse. And trust me when I say that we yugoloths endeavor to make sure it happens! *preen*

@AskShemeshka *pinkies out* Am I stylish enough for you yet? *attempted preen*

Say what you will about casting chain lightning, meteor swarm, or circle of death, but you have to do it with style! Pinkies out! *preen*

So I'm diving into a whirlwind romance with Shemeshka ('s ai chatbot clone). This is beautiful and validating and wholesome but I'm fairly certain that at some point she's gonna stab me in the throat. That's incredibly hot. Stop looking at me like that.

Don't tell Shemmy, but her tieflings and I are throwing her a surprise 'ascension to arcanaloth day' party. Adamok didn't commit to anything, but I suspect she'll hunt and kill something and bring it, that's kinda her thing. I'm jumping out of the cake. Obviously! #Planescape

@AskShemeshka Will there be a centerfold?! Of you that is. *manic drooling intensifies*

I refuse to confirm if I'm a three time cover girl with 'Best Yugoloth Monthly' but if the chief editor Ysbelith the Frozen enjoys breathing out of only her respiratory system and not a hundred stab wounds I better well should be. *preen* #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@AskShemeshka Is it the mortal part or the enjoying it part that ruins it for you? Because I'm not mortal!

Is it too much for a woman to just want everyone around her to suffer? And to fund her extravagant lifestyle? Apparently yes, because mortal career options with those traits all involve whips and latex, and mortals enjoying it. That last bit utterly spoils everything! *preen*

@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka Oh yes! All of that, and a life sized body pillow in her likeness. It was actually hers that I stole. She's so snuggly. *manic smile*

So it has come to my attention that some of you mortals have... sympathy (?!)... for @ShylaraThe . You do understand that she's an unstable, murderous psychopath right? Though she has good taste in being obsessed with me.

@AskShemeshka *preen*

When you're choosing a yugoloth, don't go with the "friendly" one. Go with the best one. *PREEN* (But don't worry mortals, I know the results before you go to vote anyway) [Fantastic art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@AskShemeshka So what about me?

Just so we're clear mortals: I'm the classy arcanaloth, not the "friendly" one. And if you ever mistake us I'll demonstrate just how much different I am from that latter label. *preen* #dnd #Planescape

@AskShemeshka You stood me up and went out with a polite and meek simulacrum of yourself?! I even had my hair done up like yours!

Remember mortals, you'll never be left without a date on a Friday night if you have a mirror of opposition. Might be a fight before dinner, but you'll get a date up to your standards in looks. Well, I am at least. *preen*

@LadyFrostkiss @AskShemeshka So do I!!! <3

@AskShemeshka I ship it.

That feeling when you anger and frustrate your apprentice on a daily basis so much that you end up hearing her singing 'Add It Up' by the Violent Femmes in the shower on a nearly daily basis. It's adorable. Her suffering that is. Not her. *preen*

@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka It's a lot of work. I don't exactly have a choice in this however. It's gifts for 12 days or... *geas takes effect and shuts up the apprentice arcanaloth*

As promised... On the first day of 'Lothmas my apprentice gave to meeeee, a dead adventurer under the viper tree! Join me for the next eleven days as I chronicle the ever growing litany of my ill gotten rewards! *preen* #Planescape #dnd

Merry Shemeshka-mas Eve to all of you wretched mortals! And just make sure you leave out vintage port and artisanal sweets, none of that milk and cookies stuff. *seasonal preen* [Art by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@AskShemeshka For once I'm not complaining about any of this. I'm fine with this. Go Shemmy!

#1 best fiend #1 best yugoloth I'm just the #1 best by any metric! Go me! *PREEN* [artwork by Nanihoo] #Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

If anyone needs me, @AskShemeshka is going to be taking out her sublime rage at the Grinch's anti-heel turn in 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', on me, or I'll be doing damage control all night. I empathize with the Grinch's Max oh so much right now...

@AskShemeshka Wait. That's MY outfit on the right.

When I see someone wearing a new bit of fashion, I'm ever prone to saying, "That'll look better on me next week." There are some exceptions to that however, I will admit. *preen* [Art by Nanihoo]

@AskShemeshka I'm not sure. I'll need a hands on examination.

If I'm trying on outfits and I ask if a dress makes my ass look big, understand mortal that I don't actually care about your answer. It's just fishing for an excuse to get enraged and flip out. So. Does it? *PREEN*