Simon Brodie

@MKDarlo Contrary to popular belief. I didn’t go.

Many apples in Saigon?

“We asked a hundred working people what a good employment policy looked like. You said:stuff work life balance and grind them into the ground for me and my rich mates.”

@TrevorOakley1 More fans on that side.

Wonder why Gateshead have moved the dugouts over to the open side of the GIS?

@DRT5586 Is he also suspended today?

My mother in law’s ability to produce Darlo related knitting has struck again. People, I give you Scotty Bear-ow

Why is Rio Ferdinand presenting Eurovision?

@gumsdarlo The question being…what the fudge happened?

@gumsdarlo I have a question. I turned off DfR when they scored the third in a huff. And then proceeded to strop my way around Sainsbury’s like some sort of premature grinch, only to get back to the car and find out we’ve somehow snuck it. 🤷🏼‍♂️😝

Up to 4th 🥳

@MKDarlo @Official_Darlo @BedfordTown But are the trains running?

A long journey for @Official_Darlo to reach @BedfordTown today in the National League NORTH but for once I shall be #homeintimefortea as Bedford are 16 miles from my house!

@gumsdarlo @DRT5586 We don’t have to imagine. We’ve been there. It was horrific.

@DRT5586 Imagine having Mondal and Salkeld as your striking options 🤭

Spenny are well organised, but that attacking drop off after Taylor would be a worry if I cared at all about how their season goes

@TrevorOakley1 @gumsdarlo I refer to Holmes.

@gumsdarlo Wow, there's a blast from the past. Good shout.

Alfie Myers-Smith has become the equivalent of "Free Beer Tomorrow". He's always at least a fortnight away from returning.

@beatroute66 Was this the fuse blowing?

Boom. ⚫ ⚪ ⚫

@DRT5586 Whilst this didn’t age well, I whole heartedly agree.

There should be an absolute ban on football teams at any level playing anything other than 4 at the back. Do what you like further up to pitch but starting with a back 4 should be non-negotiable

@gumsdarlo 👀

4 points off the playoffs….

@TrevorOakley1 They didn’t want it to be the championship playoffs

But Ange always wins something in his second season...

@MKDarlo Don’t worry. It’ll be your turn soon. They go through PM’s like Watford go through managers.

I am available. I don't speak any actual french but it can't be that hard!

@CraigStoddart_ Stop telling people. We need him locked down for the rest of the season.

Skip to 4:15 for a fine goal by Charlie Lennon, a very talented youngster on loan from Middlesbrough. One to watch.

@DRT5586 Pep. It’s always Pep.

Why have keepers stopped taking goal kicks?

They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

You’d have thought that these ‘people’ “decorating” the streets with painted flags would take more pride in their work, considering it’s meant to be celebrating identity…and in no way at all blatant racism 👀

@MKDarlo Suppose. Fairly certain those tyres aren’t road legal either. Bloody typical too. There’s normally a copper loitering around those parts too.

@SiBrodie You will block access for a fire engine ;)

Can't park there mate!