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I'm hoping if I drink enough Old Fashioned's, I'll finally get facial hair... #wishfulthinking
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Simon Haddock
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I realised I was no longer young when I fell asleep at the cinema... https://t.co/UyLygk9PcS…




Imagine being on a run so bad, it looks destined to end in relegation and the man who's supposed to come up with a better plan insists on doing the same thing over and over again. But it's fine, because there's a Netflix documentary about basketball that'll solve everything. 🤦♂️

Pickford already being signalled to by the referee for timewasting. We're 23 minutes in. #lufc

