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Slash just text me, been dun 4 drink drivin, speedin rownd Chipstead Golf Course wiv a can of Nelsen on Sundai! Can't blame dis 1 on Ba! 👳🍺

@tonypayne111 @LukePidgeon2 SaiDot backed d Indian Golfa init! 500/1 cum in eech way! #looool #printinP #CashmindaVaas #indiansdoitbetta 😏

@Avantgardefc skipper, manager, waterboy looking nervous before Wednesday's big game

Man like SamOb and Joenut walkin rown wallinton wiv der shit lids hangin owt #loool #cya @avantgardefc

Man cnt w8 4 Joenut @Avantgardefc to shave his shlid! Man will larf 2 long 👶 #loool #cya

Bak btween d sticks 2mra, been shredin 4 #Marbs in Sept init so feelin lean mean goal stoppin machine! Hopefuli no rain, hate mud init #lool

Dey say what goes up must come down, spot on. #DatMamtor get d #Pep 🍆 up, Ba comin up da stairs, dat Defo gets it down #prang #loool #loft

Dey say luk afta pennies n pownds luk afta dem selves, well wen ur earnin P like dis man, hu wants dem brass pennies.

Dey sey respct ur elders, but dat ain't fair, man wos born in May. So many waste men born in 1990.

Dey say u r wot u eat, but if dats tru how comes man like SaiDot is ripped brown God n not a cauliflower bhaji?

@joeyknight13 us brown bois kno wot were doin wiv da gally Joe dnt wori abowt dat #gallyonlock #lovelyrics #lool #browncasanova #MrBombastic

@roryburns17 @TommyCurran159 well done slick back Steves #slickRick #SlickyMartin #SteveSlickstein #fredSlickLjunberg #philSlickelson

@joeeethomas @Harry_Nolan free ticket for dis birfdai boi ye? Do dey have #goose Nd #belvedere on da boat?

2dai is mans burfdai init 🍻 #fosters #lool so heres a #frobakFridai for u! SaiDot wonts bit of #DatMamtor Nd a pint

Galdem say romanz is ded but SaiDot finks nuffink says luv u lyk a smilee on facebook #looool #happiMamtor #👉👌 😏

Al dese Essix wankas fink dey started swagga wiv rold up jeans and espidrills but look a man on dis time ago #frobak

Bad news for SaiDot,d ball Nd chain #datMamtor has tracked me down on twitta. Last bit of freedom man had.Gna av to marry er now init #brass

@Avantgardefc dnt no if we can, d Gaffa is at #Chelsea init, nobodi to bring drinks oranges and organise d celebratori hookas #looool