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@popup_tddy 😭

cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer

This generation of men wants submissive providers.

Not installing Teams or Outlook on your personal phone for work is exactly the flex you think it is.

Ive decided that I have 4 grandparents again and today my grandma passed away

@scabberslosttoe ✔️

they bloom regardless

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

@jpbeem Read this in Tupacs voice

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

He can’t even take you out on a date but you’re a gone girl ? Hayii buya mfazi.😭

🤷🏽‍♂️ But when I tell dudes, they think they’re too good for this.

@Kgothatsoxo Except you're wrong🫠

Dating your age mate is so much fun. We just woke up and started pillow fighting for no reason , that old man of yours would be experiencing back pains by now😭

@haidaer__ Money is very important

Until death a man is always in his prime.

@itsnwts Hmm, realising that I have only one mate who does those and because of the pain I've been through I dont say it back

Do y'all openly say “love you” in your friendships ??

@sopuruchn This part. But what did it for me was on the occasion when others did host I showed up properly, help with clean up etc yet they left me with a mess always. Weh anever

Man, I used to really enjoy hosting, then I realized no one else was hosting. Just me.

@pieterkrielorg Stay out of it coz neither do you

South Africans, this is your reminder, you have nothing in common with the political class telling you to hate and fight foreigners. They don’t ride the same taxis, they don’t queue in the same lines, and their children don’t attend the same schools. The enemy is mismanagement.

@_Bongekile_ Yes

Are you allowed to refuse an exit interview?

@KristanHawkins 😂😂😂😂😂

Abortion doesn’t make you “unpregnant," it makes you the mother of a dead baby.

@zizithebadgal ✔️

“Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart?” Oh Alicia Keys my baby, I have and it hurt like hell!!

@AdaLluch 😂😂😂 its not brainwash, its seeing mother's struggle and realizing that you dont actually have to go through it yourself.

I will never understand how an entire generation got brainwashed into thinking kids are a burden instead of a blessing. Being a mom is the most important & beautiful job a woman can have.

@Thato_Reekae Its the "no strings attached" part. Oh sana what a joy. Men are hard work permanently.

I wonder what does a man say that convinces a woman to agree to being his side chick