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THE PISTONS COME BACK FROM A 3-1 DEFICIT TO ADVANCE 🔥 Detroit gets it done in Game 7 for their first playoff series win since 2008!

Air Šeško (feat. Matheus) 🆙

@FastAnne_ Just gotta make sure you take it easy!

Called the GP because I’ve had a headache for over a week now He said it’s probably tension headaches and I should adapt to a healthy lifestyle. My bad, I didn’t know working out 4 times a week, eating healthy, not smoking and barely drinking wasn’t healthy enough 🙄

Dear @ZBrownCEO , I see you’ve signed the amazing @JustinRose99 as an ambassador for Mclaren Golf! An excellent choice! If you require the services of a person who is pretty rubbish at golf but loves playing then I am available and a message away! Cheers, Simon 😜🤣👌🏼⛳️

@JohnCena @CoyoteACMEMovie Can’t wait for this!!!

The biggest cartoon court case ever! Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.

@geometric Which cocktail or was it a mix? Also, congrats to you and the family! 😊

I can't believe I was 11 cocktails in last night when I got the text saying my brothers wife was giving birth

It's Masters Sunday. #themasters

HOLE IN ONE AT #THEMASTERS 🤯 What a shot by Shane Lowry 🔥 (Via @themasters)

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth. This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

50 years of Apple, 50 years of innovation. Thank you to our teams, our users, and everyone who’s been part of the journey. #Apple50

@sophiareid69 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@rjonesy Can’t wait ! Absolutely love your app and every update is brilliant ! 👌🏼

This release was a huge test of team fortitude. It kept getting deeper and deeper. Very proud of our resilience and the new ground we cover.

Can’t wait !!! ✈️

@FastAnne_ Is this the chat version of ‘the dog ate my homework?’

Streamers please show me your funniest unban requests, what was this guy thinking with his "bluetooth keyboard" lmfao

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David Montgomery calls out Jeremy Fowler’s report that he “wants out” of Detroit 👀

@D_DeGea Fancy a game of Siege?

Be serious 👀

@AceOfPyrite Some might say that is …. Shocking ⚡️🤣 #DadJokes #IWillLetMyselfOut

Definitely still some work to do teaching the new R6 Mobile players

@FastAnne_ YES YES YES !!!!!

OH MY GOD GRAND LARCENY IS COMING BACK?!? THAT IS MY FAVOURITE EVENT OMG

GOLD! 🥇 Matt Weston has done it! He is the first British man to be Olympic skeleton champion 🤩