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I don't ever remember having conversations like this with my arl fella 😭

@eneribehave @Pablotommo_ Lol

@SickNote2026 @Pablotommo_ Asda?

Cunt of a job this driving for a living sometimes. If you think I won't jump out this cab and pull you from your 20 year old Vauxhall Astra, you're very much mistaken. I'll quite happily stack shelves in the Asda mate

@Pablotommo_ @eneribehave I'd be in Walton if I Was haha

@eneribehave @SickNote2026 Back on the 22’s lad?

One of me tropical fish has died and me lad has fed it to the fucking dog!!

@eneribehave @mybxpress One of these days you'll grow up.

@mybxpress Was gonna say this is you but it can’t be @SickNote2026

She said yes!

Those Jaecoo are the Dry Robe of cars

"How did you get on with your English exam today lad?" "Shite. Me teacher's a nonce" Wirral Met College incoming.

@_Xabi__A1onso 2 man job that

Did the big lump say “Bye driver!” @SickNote2026?

@ImNotRealLad @eneribehave Hahahaha

@SickNote2026 Thats @eneribehave well fucked then

She'll fight anyone, ANYONE, over the age of 40!

@_Xabi__A1onso @eneribehave Hahahahaha I'm pre cheat jabs 👀

@eneribehave @SickNote2026 Ozempic is a sense of humour suppressant too, who knew?

Is this your mate @SickNote2026 haha

Some scrap this

@Pablotommo_ We know 💪🏼

Wallasey has spoken.

@_Xabi__A1onso Or a milk float

@SickNote2026 Their dad probably had a bike?

@SMcN26059057 Jockeys whips - chips

@SickNote2026 Got to ask what's a portion of jockeys

Granted, he's a bellend 99% of the time, but having a 16 year old lad is sound sometimes. Just told him to bring me a portion of jockeys in and a sausage for the dog, once he's finished pulling wheelies with his mates on the prom.

@_Xabi__A1onso Must be

@SickNote2026 Most patient woman in the werld her! Is she related to Mrs Tone?

@_Xabi__A1onso Gemma nearly left me. Again.

@SickNote2026 Hahaha I remember sitting having me brekky on a Sunday morning or something stupid and it still all going off! What a time to be alive it was 😭

@_Xabi__A1onso Hahahahahaha

@SickNote2026 My lad got home last night & said his EML was on on his car, I got a fault reader off Amazon worked out the problem, sorted it, turned the EML off & put some oil in it too all by 8:30 this morning & he then came out & said “Nice one, I’m off out!” He now owes me £40!

@THINGEO It is rare like

@SickNote2026 They come in useful sometimes