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mutuals everytime i tweet

Her snuggling up: Can’t sleep? Me: kinda worried about the rats :/ The Rat Warriors in my vents preparing for a raid: He sleeps with the woman. Shall we attack? Veteran Rat: I… used to be young once. Let us have one night of peace. Rat: But the ch- Veteran: Damn the cheese!

Dune 2? I’d rather be Dune 2 chicks at once lol. Just kidding. Have a nice day everyone

yeaaaah fuck every single person in america

Adam Gray would not have survived the Salem witch trials

drowning, drowning more than ever before

they seriously named this guy gay boner

me (no beers): i will never read from the human skin bound book of the dead. i will not chant it’s dark messages. me (four beers, smiling): hell, lemme see that book of the dead, brother. what’s one rune reading among friends?

burnt my shoulder, now i got nerve damage in my hand and struggle holding things tehe

favorite bit on TikTok rn

Need to take him to a hospital because he is sick as hell

The ancient library of Tibet. Only 5% has been translated.

so i just built this new improvised explosive device, and i am like, obsessed

Can we normalise sword gifting as a romantic gesture again

Hell, if I was a gnome … [tearing up with yearning] well, that’d be just fine

Shitty Character Idea: Just a little guy. You wouldn’t hurt a little guy like him, would you? He’s just a sweet little friend!

i wanna try those gas station boner pills and just chill in the crib hard as fuck idk

@DanielBGreene All Systems Red and Diablo 2, VERY INTERESTING