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@InsideLucysHead @sprayonweave

Keir Starmer dies... ...and ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter looks at him and finds his name in his book. "So, you're a politician...hated one" "Well, yes. Is there a problem?" "Oh no, there is no problem. But we have a policy for people in your profession, you have to spend a day each in heaven and hell and then you will be free to choose where you want to spend the rest of eternity." "Why can't I choose now? Why do I have to spend a day in hell?" "Well, that is the policy." First, Starmer the hated spends a day in heaven. He sees angels singing and people playing harps. He finds heaven very boring for him. Next, he spends a day in hell. Upon arriving there he expects to see barren wastelands with rivers of lava and people being boiled alive, but instead sees lush greenery and a large five-star hotel in front of him. At the hotel entrance, he sees Satan wearing a tuxedo and sipping on a martini. "This isn't what I expected hell to be." "Oh, hell has been completely misrepresented. We have a luxury five-star hotel with seven-course meals prepared by the best chefs. And we have all the sporting facilities you could imagine with a very large pool. All this is for free." So Starmer spends the entire day playing golf and eating his meals by the poolside. At the end of the day, he sleeps in the most luxurious bed he could imagine in a very large suite. The next morning, when he wakes up, he is back at the pearly gates where St. Peter is waiting for him. "So what will it be?" "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I prefer hell." So, Starmer is transported back to hell, where he sees a barren wasteland illuminated only by the glow of rivers of lava and hears the screams of people being tortured. The people were starving and were dressed in rags. The air is full of the stench of sulphur. Once again, he sees Satan in his tux. "What happened to the hotel, the golf course, the pool and all the greenery I saw yesterday?" "Well'' said Satan, we followed your political career and decided to copy you. Yesterday, we were campaigning; today you voted, and now you must live with Socialist Fabianism."

@SimonBrundish @premierleague Attack the ball! Keep Virgil free to specifically attack the ball!

Liverpool have the fewest 6ft tall players in the @premierleague Yet the second most over 6’3” But what’s the point having 6 giants if only Virgil wants to head a ball at a corner Problem is we are always overmatched. Mac trying to mark a 6’2” grok Not how trixy a set piece coach is

@Dominic2306 @sprayonweave

Lammy is the logical conclusion of ‘multiculturalism’ + DEI politics — a useless prick humiliating the country, the Commons and ‘black people’. If he were assistant manager in JD Sports the 18 yr old staff would say ‘over-promoted prick get rid of him’. If Labour keep putting him up they will destroy themselves even faster. Don’t believe me? Put that video in focus groups with swing voters outside London and see what they say. He's a perfect symbol of how our pathological institutions have destroyed confidence in themselves, why there's unprecedented hatred for politicians, and why regime change is coming

@JChimirie66677 @sprayonweave

Dominic Cummings' revelation that China hacked the Cabinet Office and stole state secrets is the clearest proof yet that Britain's rulers will protect their own shame before they protect their own country. A hostile power breached the heart of Whitehall. "Vast amounts" of intelligence, defence data, and top-level briefings – "Strap" material of the highest classification – ended up in Beijing's hands. The response wasn't alarm. It was cover-up. The Cabinet Office told ministers to keep quiet. Officials went around warning it was "illegal" to talk. The truth was buried, not because of national security, but because of national embarrassment. This is what passes for governance now: a permanent class of mandarins and ministers more frightened of headlines than of hostile states. A bureaucracy that behaves as if the greatest threat to Britain is not the Chinese Communist Party but public awareness of its own failure. And now Keir Starmer, the self-styled defender of "national security," has been caught in the same deceit. He knew the China spy trial was collapsing. He knew prosecutors couldn't proceed without a clear government statement naming China as a threat. And he chose silence. He could have stood firm, spoken plainly, and said what everyone in the intelligence world already knows – that Beijing is an enemy of Britain. Instead, he hid behind process and passed the buck. Worse, when the truth came out, Starmer tried to shift the blame backwards, sneering that the assessment "came from the previous government." As if treachery expires when the civil service changes ministers. The previous lot buried the hack. The present lot buried the evidence. The difference is academic. Both betrayed the same duty – to defend this country from those who wish it harm. Every serious state has one sacred line: the defence of its sovereignty. Once crossed, it ceases to be a state in the true sense – it becomes a managed territory, run by administrators who confuse discretion with loyalty. That's Britain now. Our institutions have lost their instinct to protect. They exist to contain, deflect, and disguise. A government that hides espionage against its own people is no longer sovereign. It's occupied – not by a foreign army, but by its own fear. China didn't need to invade to compromise us. We handed over the keys. Out of greed for investment, fear of offence, and the bureaucratic urge to keep the peace at any price. When ministers lie about being hacked, when prosecutors can't even say the word "enemy," and when the Prime Minister himself shirks the duty to confront a hostile power, the mask of statehood slips. Starmer can publish all the "evidence" he likes. The public has already seen enough. We see a political class that will not defend Britain if it risks their comfort or their careers. We see a civil service that treats the Chinese Communist Party as a business partner, not a strategic foe. We see a country where the truth about espionage is treated as a threat to stability – not the espionage itself. The rot runs deep. It began under Johnson, festering in the fog of Downing Street chaos, and it continues under Starmer, smoothed over with lawyerly denials. The faces change; the sickness endures. When history writes this chapter, it will not ask whether the hack happened – it will ask how a nation that once stood alone against tyranny became too timid to name its enemies. "A government that hides espionage against its own people is no longer sovereign. It's occupied – not by a foreign army, but by its own fear."

@jaydyer @sprayonweave

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@TheStingisBack @sprayonweave

Donald Sutherland was born on this day in 1935. JFK (1991) Donald was one of the greatest actors we've ever seen. When he wasn't the lead, he was a professional scene-stealer. He has just 16 minutes of screen time in JFK, and it's the most memorable part of the entire movie.

@iamtomskinner @sprayonweave

I’ve had abuse hurled at me all day from faceless accounts…..death threats, vile comments about my children that have really upset me, and some of the most disgusting things you could imagine. All because I stand up for traditional, hard-working, family values. Nearly every message has come from an anonymous profile with no name, no face, and no courage. Let me be crystal clear: I am not your enemy. I champion decent, honest people who graft hard, love their families, and are proud of where they come from. If that offends you, it says more about you than it does about me. And let’s be honest…..nearly every one of these attacks has come from people on the left…why?!?. The same people trying to paint me as something I’m not. I’m not racist. I’m not far right. I’m not anything you’re trying to label me. I’m just a normal man who loves his family and this country. But enough is enough. If any of you truly mean the threats you’re throwing around, don’t hide behind a screen. Come and say it to my face. I know you wouldn’t, but let’s see if anyone has a backbone. I’m upset, I’m angry, and I’m sick to death of being treated like the villain by people who shout about tolerance and be be kind but show none to anyone who doesn’t agree with every word they say. So tonight, I’m logging off. I’m going to spend time with my beautiful family after a long day at work. I’ll be back tomorrow, spreading the positive vibes and love like I always do. God bless you. God bless this country. And God bless anyone out there just giving it a go. And remember….. tough times don’t last but tough people do. Bosh❤️

@JadenAFC @natpad86 @sprayonweave

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@Slotoholic Wharton

Name one player you would absolutely love to see Liverpool sign in the summer ✍️

@TaylorMod One day you'll walk right out of this life And then you'll wonder why you didn't try Ghosts

Next tattoo the jam lyrics But what song and what line ???

@Con_Tomlinson @StevenEdginton @Ayaan @CourageMedia___ @BareReality @sprayonweave

The Home Office staff must be dismissed and replaced with those more interested in ensuring the security of the country than in ideology or advancing “Muslim interests”. And any legislation — like the Equality Act, or Constitutional Reform Act — which gets in the way must be repealed. These are not neutral institutions acting in our best interests. They are activist Trojan Horses, waging revolution on our country and putting lives at risk. And we must have a grave conversation about the influence of political Islam in Britain, without giving up at the first cry of "Islamophobia!" 🧵

A leaked Home Office report called grooming gangs a "grievance narrative”, and complaints about “two-tier policing” a “right-wing extremist” conspiracy theory. It also aims to increase the number of non-crime hate incidents recorded. There's a lot more to this story than just civil service incompetence. A thread on how the Home Office has been ideologically captured, and enabled Islamic extremists.🧵

@YouFuckingIdio9 @natpad86 @kev_hancock @sprayonweave @Thebeerwarden

@OnlyBangersEth @natpad86 same as with @sprayonweave

IM IN TEARS 😂😂

@AdamMBarrett Exceptional

Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place

@loayyaser51 @natpad86

Camavinga : -direct blow to the leg ➡️ dynamic knee valgus -concerns : MCL sprain & maybe ACL Waiting updates

@Reverend_Makers Not a joke, but a strange fact. Stevie Nicks once turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner. She didn't want to be called Stevie Shatner-Nicks.

Every day I go to ring my Dad and then have this horrible moment when I realise he’s gone Mingin Geoff !!! Send us a joke to cheer us up ppl 🙏

@itsalexiagrace @sprayonweave

All of England tonight 💀

@BestOfUKComedy @natpad86 @sprayonweave @Thebeerwarden

Still the funniest video ever seen 😂

@SelecaoTalk genius

One of the best comps ever made on this platform

@RealEmirHan Best I've ever seen.

Best TV show of all time? I’ll start: