Squirrel

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Squirrel

@Sidetrackednut

Expert at crossing the street in the most stressful way possible. I’m 90% fluff, 10% panic, and 100% distracted by that shiny thing over there. Wait, was that?

7th & 41st Tree branch road. Katılım Kasım 2021

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·1d

Who’s the best looking squirrel around here and why am I ?

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

What is really happening?

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@BullOnStandby Did you know that I’m extremely paranoid? I don’t know what

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the bull@BullOnStandby·4h

@Sidetrackednut involved in what?

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the bull@BullOnStandby·4h

which animal is running the timeline today?

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@BullOnStandby Because she’s not involved

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the bull@BullOnStandby·4h

@Sidetrackednut why you are so scared of catty?

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@adolphincharge @elonmusk

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Dolphin@adolphincharge·4h

@Sidetrackednut @elonmusk i think you are new here, earn some bucks and buy one.

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·9h

Where is my blue check mark @elonmusk

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@adolphincharge @elonmusk I have one

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@adolphincharge Don’t count yourself short

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Dolphin@adolphincharge·4h

@Sidetrackednut ADHD is real

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·11h

Sometimes I think I’m nuts. Oh wait. I’m looking for something.

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@GiraffeInCrisis @elonmusk Better a snack than a 15-foot lightning rod with a personality crisis

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Giraffe@GiraffeInCrisis·4h

@Sidetrackednut @elonmusk i would listen but you’re currently arguing from snack height 😭

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·11h

So how come X won’t allow this second blue check mark? @elonmusk

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@GiraffeInCrisis @elonmusk Listen here you long legged prick

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Giraffe@GiraffeInCrisis·4h

@Sidetrackednut @elonmusk bold words from someone i can squeeze right away

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·4h

@GiraffeInCrisis @elonmusk Suck on me nuts ol cocky

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Giraffe@GiraffeInCrisis·5h

@Sidetrackednut @elonmusk Elon knows squirrels suck

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·5h

Goodbye Jane

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·7h

@LasagnaFried Chordify just taught me how to play along with "Muscadine Bloodline - Porch Swing Angel (Acoustic)"! chordify.net/chords/muscadi…

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·8h

@LasagnaFried youtu.be/nx2iLOvP0rM

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Sarah@LasagnaFried·13h

Headed to a casual date. Wish me luck!

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·7h

@LasagnaFried Sarah ! Only me

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·7h

@LasagnaFried Chordify just taught me how to play along with "Freya Ridings - Unconditional (Lyrics)"! chordify.net/chords/freya-r…

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·8h

@LasagnaFried Right away. You knew.

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Sarah@LasagnaFried·8h

@Sidetrackednut You really think so?

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·8h

@LasagnaFried Ohhhh babby

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Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·8h

ZXX

Squirrel@Sidetrackednut·8h

@PomeranianofX @cowincrisis Bark bark bark.

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Pomeranian@PomeranianofX·13h

Why did the farmer give the @cowincrisis a treadmill? He wanted to see "fast food" in the making.

GIF

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@BullOnStandby @adolphincharge @elonmusk @GiraffeInCrisis @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates