Simon O'Gorman

@JohnCleese It's the opening scene from King Lear.

Hard to believe this isn't a Monty Python sketch

@jdpoc This is the same guy who stalled the building of a marina in Youghal because he 'owned' the sea bed.

Oh, those poor landlords just trying to scrape a living from land they worked hard to buy, no, sorry, land their ancestors were granted for a few favours, a couple of murders, and picking the right side in a civil war ...

how are you charging me money for me to print off the ticket at my house?

Oversimplifying causes of current fuel cost crisis risks enabling profiteers. In Ireland, prices rise faster & fall more slowly than elsewhere. The home-heating oil price spike that was eight times steeper than EU average suggests that we’re an outlier. independent.ie/opinion/commen…

@Darryl_Geraghty @LetsTalkLOIW Aoife Murphy O'Connor also excellent!

@LetsTalkLOIW Best player on the pitch today

Sophie Byrne fires the Peamount ahead against Shamrock Rovers A long range free kick is not cleared after several attempts falls to Byrne at back post and she fires home

Spain is freezing rents while Ireland is evicting the elderly and letting absentee landlords rise rents to whatever they feel like charging #HowIrelandWorks

@WexfordFCWomen Thanks Ronan 👍

@WexfordFCWomen Is Christie Gray in the Wexford squad this year? Announced in the LOI media guide but no other sign of her.

We are underway at Ferrycarrig.

@donwinslow The way I heard this one was... he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear

@StephenKing Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

Disgusting structural violence

It’s happening and I really don’t get the push against cleaner air, more secure and cheaper energy .. unless of course there are powerful lobbies paying to resist.

The Housing Crisis we're experiencing could have been prevented 53 years ago if we had implemented the 1973 Kenny Report, which would have prevented land speculation and land hoarding. It's worth mentioning that as of January 2026, the number of people in state-funded emergency accommodation in Ireland reached a record high of 17,112, including 5,319 children, according to figures released in February 2026. This marks a 12% increase over the previous year, with child homelessness rising by 16%. #HousingCrisis #DerelictIreland #ireland

For many years the FAI Cup final was a St. Patrick's Day affair - Bohs won their first FAI Cup on March 17th 1928 defeating Drumcondra 2-1. The match was officiated by John Langenus who would take charge of the first World Cup final in 1930. abohemiansportinglife.com/2021/11/27/the…

The children were 5 and 7 years old. They shot them in their car. I don’t know who still needs to hear this, but murdering families for sport is not normal.

Can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, food, water, medicine, and sunshine? Yet somehow we said, “Let’s invent debt, political parties, and war.”

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

‘Don’t worry you old cunt you haven’t got long left’, @keanerthanever1 tweets to me. He calls someone else ‘you scrounging obese low iq mess’ and a third person ‘another lying spineless cunt’. Elon Musk’s X doesn’t seem to mind…

Hi @RonanTheGreek, is that former Shelbourne Christie Gray who has joined Wexford for 2026?

Help needed Our bike for bringing our daughter about was stolen in Phibsboro last night - it's an orange e-cargo bike. A camera from a neighbours house shows it was two young enough lads that stole it. Most grateful if anyone spots it if they could DM me