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This never gets old. If you're under a certain age, you've probably never heard of this before. When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake chron.com/neighborhood/b… via @chron

No truer words were ever spoken 🎯💥

@catturd2 x.com/i/status/20348…

Suddenly, nobody wants to be the Ayatollah of Iran.

Restaurant Steak ’n Shake just refused to join woke companies bashing America, instead launching a new pro-America product: The $2.50 Patriot Milkshake topped with a Statue of Liberty is in honor of America’s 250th Birthday. Thank you, @SteaknShake!

That seems about right.

This should be very easily done !

@HanShawnity Through time travel and space lasers. Makes perfect sense. Israel was also undoubtedly behind the defeat at the Alamo. Santa Anna was actually a Mossad operative. My German Shepherd, also a Mossad operative, let it slip while we were playing cards.

🚨CHAOS at LGA! Massive TSA lines at LaGuardia Airport in Queens are stretching ALL THE WAY to the parking lot, total meltdown in NYC right now. Chuck Schumer did this.

A 40 year immigration moratorium like the one that was implemented during the Coolidge Administration is required. Nothing less will fix this

The Croissanterie is a bakery/restaurant/coffee shop that kicked out Governor Sanders - they said their employees and customers didn’t feel comfortable. The picture explains it all.

People have to live like this because activist judges kept releasing dangerous repeat offenders back onto the streets.

@1Nicdar @TwinsBus Mrs Sigs was just talking about her old electric skillet this past Christmas.

I’m gonna say an electric skillet. What’s your answer?

Mike Rogers won the Michigan Senate seat in 2024

I knew the Senate would be a serious problem when they elected RINO John Thune as Majority Leader, RINO Mitch McConnell as chair of the Rules Committee and Susan Collins as chair of the Appropriations Committee. This was a massive "Fuck You" to the voters that gave them the majority. This is the fault of not only these three, but all the Republican Senators who elected them to "Leadership". @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @SenateGOP @LeaderJohnThune @JDVance

@LoneStarLegendX Oozing with a lack of self awareness.

Solve a riddle for me: Are they stupid because they are socialists or are they socialists because they are stupid?

@TeamOverhaulGA @SignalSquid Forcing people to work without pay is called SLAVERY and we fought a war to end it. Hey Dems, YOU work without pay! No American should lose their home just because you're a dick.

NY is toast!