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Imagine being called a lightweight by a haunted fucking pencil. Kirsty Wark’s “ooffftt”😂

There is one positive about Elijah Hollands today.…his piss sample

@TonyS1217 @ChelfcAbby Ah, just checked the TL. IQ of a 7 year old. Carer distracted? Left you all alone with the phone again?

@ChelfcAbby They weren’t arguing when he killed that old lady , his wife was giving him road head and he spooged which made him hit the gas while his eyes were closed from bustin a nut

🎥 They thought the old lady had forgotten… but she was cooking something worse than revenge 😱💀🥶. Part 1

@TonyS1217 @ChelfcAbby Fucking child

Dixie Dean’s 60 were in the top league and less than 100 years ago no? 1927/28 60 League goals 3 Cup Goals 63 in all George Camsell scored 82 in season 1926/27 but 57 League goals in one fewer game than Dean were in the 2nd tier. @SkySportsNews #SkySportsFC

@ginamilan_ Oh, the plastic Catholic is still posting.

One common denominator:

@BensBetsOnX @Steveme41244306 You know that means Pathological Liar.…right? #JustSaying

@Steveme41244306 Legend 🤝

Anyone on that 50/1 winner?👀 Got on first thing this morning 😋

@RadioX 1995 She’s Electric from the then newly released What’s The Story… #GuessTheYear

@tfupodcast_xx @AdDolphin1 @alegcharles Lost me at Axing

Henry Coleman talks about Tiffany Haddish switching up on him after Girls Trip became a success. ⸻ #HenryColeman #TiffanyHaddish #GirlsTrip #HollywoodStories #RealTalk

@Mr_Lander7 @TheSergioGarcia And just how long ago did you have your lobotomy?

@TheSergioGarcia They blatantly favored the morning/afternoon tee times Thursday and Friday. You owe them nothing Sergio. They used every last one of you this year for their story. Go get them next year!

@bd791094 @BettingSitesCom

@BettingSitesCom I watched this race live earlier on. Absolute farce what racing has become

Mayhem at Fakenham

@PatAppleton @DangerousThinkg And of course maybe because he is making up for the show. Ive never heard that sung at a Football ground in my life. 80’s Fans never got much past”You’re gonna get you fucking head kicked in” Or “Youre going home in a Teesside Ambulance”

@DangerousThinkg Maybe his wife didn’t know what they were singing because she was German. Cockney is hard to grasp, if you’re not used to hearing it.

Ricky Gervais relays the most frequent question he is asked about his time hosting the Golden Globes Extremely funny story that ends with Elton John

@mjfree Why is Rishi Sunak on this? He hasnt been UK Prime Minister since 2024.

Karma

@SeanMcgrad16799 @RacingPost Hmmm. How can I make a judges verdict seem the fault of the government that is nazi enough for my liking.

@RacingPost Bloke was trespassing wasn’t he. 🤷‍♂️ Very harsh with what scum are getting away in this country. Pity he can’t play the race card he wouldn’t have been sent down then. Countries fucked.

🚨 BREAKING: Evan Williams has been sentenced to 3 years' imprisonment after being convicted of causing grievous bodily harm

@SeanMcgrad16799 @BenRinnes84 @RacingPost OK Mr Not interested In Politics

@BenRinnes84 @RacingPost Not interested in politics or religion so not sure what you mean 🤷‍♂️

@Sn4sh8 @HammerMusePerth Haha. Wayne Mardle has let himself go

@HammerMusePerth Haha has will from inbetweeners had a stroke

Life in the championship isn’t that bad,according to this Tottenham Toby 😂 Lol ⚒️⚒️⚒️

Pietreczko has got a massive attitude problem and it will continue to impact on his career. Flounced off like a proper tart after having his arse handed to him by Veenstra. Quite funny actually. #PC9 #Darts

Fucking state of Humphries standing behind Klose at the players championship. Chuntering away, pulling faces and gesturing. Worse than a seven year old. #PC9 #Darts

@reece_dinsdale Haha. Said the same to my Mrs. Adobe Acrobat sponsoring The Bastards😆👍🏼

I’ve been watching The Masters all evening. Am I alone in hearing some woman say ‘Sponsors the bastards on Sky sports’ after every commercial break? 👀😄🤷‍♂️ #TheMasters

@MissBeck12 @HungaryBased @PM_ViktorOrban Miss Beck 71 there, Wife, Mom, Christian Conservative. Expert on Hungarian International Affairs, Foreign Policy and Security from her little keyboard in Kentucky

@HungaryBased How could he lose!? What in the world were the people of Hungary thinking? @PM_ViktorOrban Was the only thing standing between your beautiful country and an open border invasion nightmare. Hungary is seriously going to regret what they have done.

This is a loss for Hungary and for all of Europe. Dark times are ahead.

Fuck sake Serge. How old are you? #TheMasters #Golf