Silohla

the sexual tension between a bullet and my skull is so crazy rn

My coworker doesnt shower...it is so bad that you cant even stand within 5ft from this mf without a sour smell. This mf is the only person I have met in my years of life that LITERALLY HAS A CLOUD OF STINK THAT FOLLOWS HIM AND INFECTS EACH ROOM HE ENTERS...summers are the worst..

This update is kinda like when they hit the second tower

Me

“mAkE sUrE tO sTaY iN tHe InSidE lAnE” AS OPPOSED TO WHAT??? YOU GOT THIS BITCH BLOCKED WITH CONES FFS….FUCK Chickfila employees piss me the fuck off…

If you miss mid window smoke, just fucking kill yourself because youre that fucking stupid.

Dont let me catch you on a trike, bitch im running your ass OVER!!

Why I just hear my reese cup moan when I pulled its little panties off??

Thinking of buying a duck and naming it Ricky.

Tell me why she tells me, "I only drink SF Redbull" and im sittin here thinkin SF means Strawberry Fanta

Dont tell me any bad news in Chilis. Like right in front of my triple dipper and honey chipotle crispers? Save that shit.

What game is this?🚀

me need chocolate milk

idgaf if u transgender just smoke mid window

Yall ever be texting and driving then look up and think "damn how tf I get here?”

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

Recently destroying everyone in Clash Royale, waiting for contract or at least good opponent #FaZeUp

Whats the meaning of a soy sauce?