Andrew Simpson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@127J_H Absolute mustard

I’m yet to see this guy bat. Who can tell me how good he is?

Duckett Compton Bethel Root Brook Rew Stokes Dawson Archer Atkinson Cook

Bring him back

@Turrican2021 @legocrankykong @PWestoff No it isnt lol

@legocrankykong @PWestoff But it’s always someone with a protected characteristic that gets the job.

The Civil Service: It doesn't matter how lazy or stupid you are, promotion is guaranteed if you are from the "Protected Class" or show grovelling respect for the protected class. Quote from DT: "Foreign Office applicants are not even allowed to provide their end-of-year appraisals when climbing the promotion ladder. HR – encouraged by race and gender staff networks – were so determined to remove any element of potential bias or discrimination from the promotion process they decided to forbid consideration of prior performance altogether." telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/2…

So it begins

@rs_3702 Will Jacks is dog in First Class cricket

My starting XI for test this summer - Ben McKinney Ben Duckett Jacob Bethell (wk) Joe Root Harry Brook Ben Stokes Will Jacks Gus Atkinson Josh Tongue Matthew Potts Rehan Ahmed It's time to groom Rehan Ahmed after the Shoaib Bashir experiment

@stats_feed Shocking notation

For research: what is -5² ?

Harry Brook is an incredible batter, but I've never seen him hit a successful scoop shot #PutItAway

@NMcbeach7386 @ogorangebird Watch your mouth, corrie is fantastic #StandUpRoyCropper

@ogorangebird There have been over 11,000 episodes of Coronation Street, a prime time soap in the UK that has been running since 1960. Granted it's shit, but it smashes The Simpsons' "record" through a wall.

Keep in mind it is literally impossible for any show to overtake this record now.

@BBCSport this curling coverage is VILLAGE

Joe Root and Rod Temperton the top 2 Englishmen of all time

Get Liam Dawson in this test team #England #BestSpinner

@H0H0v 5

Comment your answer

@ITV @itvcorrie You've still got time to delete that corriedale episode #NonCanonEvent

Not happy with Corriedale AT ALL #LazyWriting

@CryptoGuy_25US @TUnlimitedd No he didnt? Just feathered outside off

@TUnlimitedd He did get an absolute seed, in fairness

Harry Brook dropped a sitter of Khawaja at 5 and he went on to score a further 77 runs. Came out to bat with his body language like as if he is going to score a double 100. Got out for 45 runs. A decent knock but no cigar. His drop catch has costed England the test match and Ashes.

@thecricketmen How does Will Jacks deserve a spot?

Presuming England lose the last two tests, and heavily. Who actually survives this series? Duckett, Root, Brook (maybe needs some time out?), Jacks, Archer? The rest can go to be honest.

@TomEvansCricket Ben Compton and Duckett to open

If England do rip it up and start again after this series, then who are the top 3? Root stays obviously, and Brook is the reason to have a top 3 who can build a platform. I know part of the problem is that we’re not producing/developing solid batters. But who do we pick?

@Tesco Hi, has the tuna crunch been permanently discontinued or will it be back once the crap festive sandwiches have been retired? #MealDeal #NoCrunch

20 quid for the pictures!?? #ThatchersBritain