SIMON CLAYTON

@fenpeas they think the peas in Evesham are better than Lincolnshire? 🤦‍♂️

“Let me be clear…I broke numerous promises. I invented a £22 billion black hole to punish pensioners, farmers, the disabled, small businesses and students. I tried to give away Chagos and pay £35 billion to do so. I increased unemployment. I increased the government deficit. I appointed Peter Mandelson despite his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein having already been published in various media outlets. I promised to cut energy bills and council tax, but instead, the opposite happened. I did absolutely nothing to resolve the cost of living crisis and made it worse by increasing the tax burden to record levels. I prioritised hanging out with the Davos / BlackRock clique rather than genuinely ‘fixing the foundations’. I promised a ‘transparency revolution’, but instead, operated under smoke and mirrors and sacked colleagues and threatened suspending Labour MPs who voted against me. I spaffed £30 billion away on carbon capture machines. I failed to sort out the small boats / hotels for illegal immigrants. £3 billion a year to Ukraine and big hugs from Volodymyr. I smeared anyone who dared to criticise me a ‘far-right’. I sanctimoniously lectured everyone like they were naughty children. And I have absolutely no intention of resigning after disastrous local election results because I am right and everyone else is wrong. Me first. Country second.”

Ban on popular weedkiller is considered across UK - and it could risk you £5k - The Sun apple.news/ASi5qNneVTZWay…

Six used cars that dealers 'avoid buying at ALL costs' are revealed - The Sun 6th Land Rover discovery 2.0 litre apple.news/Ayb_RZbdEQRKi2…

The futures here for CLT #biomethane #cleanandgreen @CLT

Happy Easter from the CLT workshop

Trump tells UK 'get your own oil' from Iran as US 'won’t help anymore' - The Sun apple.news/AD0S_n_E1R8WpN…

@josephpowell Yes we are doomed!

In the next 5 weeks people across this country will feel a tangible positive difference thanks to the changes this Labour government is making: 💰 Increasing the National Minimum Wage ❤️‍🩹 Freezing prescription costs 🚂 Freezing rail fares for the first time in 30 years 💵 Increasing the State Pension 👧🏻 Lifting 450,000 children out of poverty by removing the two-child cap 🏡 New rights for renters 👩🏻‍🏭 New rights for workers 💡 Taking £150 off your energy bills 🥣 Free breakfast clubs in schools - saving parents up to £450 a year

Today starts with a step back and a new colour. First of 5 replacements. #Back2Blue. 2026 the year of gas, electric and bio methane….🚚🔥

My council tax went up 5.4%. He lied to get into power IMO. Vote Labour out in May.

@NavyLookout @Gibdan1 @key2med @jr_amon_ceuta Take your time…..no rush to protect our own is there?

HMS Dragon inbound to Gibraltar for logistics stop this morning navylookout.com/hms-dragon-wor… Via @Gibdan1 H/T @key2Med @jr_amon_ceuta

The next warship readied, after HMS Dragon, leaves Plymouth & heads to Cyprus....

@JamesMelville Eerrrrm it’s our mess now! Relationship gone with US, energy at an all time high? You have that wrong James!

I’m no fan of Starmer, but he has done the right thing here. This is Trump’s mess and Britain shouldn’t be coerced and bullied into his shitshow.

@Ed_Miliband @DeborahMeaden What a load of bull 💩

This government is committed to fighting your corner. ✅Over £50m of support for low income families who use heating oil ✅Help for vulnerable households ✅Better consumer protections We’re standing up for the British people.

@Keir_Starmer @DeborahMeaden In the nations best interest? What a load of rubbish! So a payment for fuel for those on benefits? What about the British public not on benefits? 2 Tier Kier!! Resign

I will always make decisions in the national interest. That’s why we did not join the offensive action against Iran.    Reform and the Tories would’ve rushed us into war without a plan to get us out.

The 2026 pea crop has got off to a flyer 🫛🫛🫛🫛

The British people are witnessing the most corrupt, dishonest British government in British political history

@RoyalNavy Let’s hope it isn’t used, but unfortunately the world knows it’s on its way and will be monitoring it….another week then

HMS Dragon has been equipped with ammunition and vital supplies, ensuring full operational readiness. The mission will strengthen capability in the Eastern Mediterranean, ensuring our people are protected and that British interests are defended.