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@Keir_Starmer When you finish COPing, please plough over the access road, so the nature can recover!

I’m championing the interests of British people at COP30. Here, I’ll set out the economic opportunities of net zero: delivering energy security, lowering bills, creating good jobs, and firing up our industrial heartlands.

@Keir_Starmer You’ve visited every other house of worship — have you been to church for confession?

Wishing Hindus, Jains and Sikhs across Britain a joyful and peaceful Diwali and Bandi Chhor Divas. Earlier this month I lit a diya in Mumbai as a symbol of devotion, joy, and renewed bonds. As we celebrate this Festival of Lights, let’s keep building a Britain where everyone can look ahead with hope.

@benonwine I wouldn’t get in and I wouldn’t turn my back on him. I will slowly back out.

You’re in an elevator, and Keir Starmer walks in. What’s the first thing you say?

@NotFarLeftAtAll He qualifies for PIP

Name one thing Ed Miliband is good at ?

@PeterStefanovi2 Starmer delivered….. lies !

“They are fake solutions from Reform that won’t work, haven’t been costed, can’t be implemented. The easy answers that will deliver nothing” Keir Starmer

@PumpkinGator @BGatesIsaPyscho Why can’t white people have white ghettos, while black people can have black ghettos? I don’t particularly like diversity but small numbers of permitted immigrants should assimilate. Why do we have borders?

@BGatesIsaPyscho Why are they anti white? Why don’t they like to see white enclaves? Why do they assume white enclaves are dangerous other than some paranoia over stereotypes.

🚨🇬🇧 “It’s very important to stand up to Fascism - we need to stand in solidarity with Asylum Seekers” “These are Racist Demonstrations” Ex Labour MP Diane Abbot speaking in London just now - The Left even after Charlie Kirk just can’t stop using slurs.

@JustJenRX For centuries, America was survival of the fittest. So genes are mostly good.

I’M PRETTY PROUD OF MY GOOD GENES 🧬 TOO!

@RadioGenoa Luckily we have NHS

Man with purple hair: “I am a woman. My pronouns are she/her and I will only accept these pronouns. I will not call anyone any other way!” Thoughts?

@Keir_Starmer Appointments are all on the waiting list 😏

My Labour government is delivering for working people across Britain. And we’re only just getting started.

@cuitancapybara Very good idea - to keep illegal prayer gatherings on Westminster Bridge. That’s what I heard was said by uniformed official.

@zarahussain999 @LozzaFox Zara, do you have first and foremost loyalty to England?

@LozzaFox I don’t care about the royal family but I love the meltdown from British patriots because SIR Sadiq Khan is a brown Muslim man 😂

I sincerely hope this heralds the beginning of the end of the monarchy in Britain. We had a good 1000 years.

Check out Jennifer Strickland's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGecmcEGw/

@BGatesIsaPyscho Don’t you all think it beats Curling 🥌 🤮🤧

Who’s more deserving of an Olympic Gold Medal - Usain Bolt or this person below? What the f**k is she even doing? The Olympics is a Global Laughing Stock

6th gen. Serval, Demure Savannah ❤️

@BBCLondonNews Of course, the commissioner will be chosen on the ability to do the job properly…

Tory mayoral candidate Susan Hall has promised to appoint a women's commissioner if she is elected in May. bbc.in/3v6eSWg

@ChaponaBike123 Scary

On narrower roads, riding in the middle of the lane is safer. Drivers often indicate late (if at all!), and you need to be able to anticipate. Take extra care when overtaking, as there may be other road users wanting to come out of the junction that don't give a shit either.

Have you ever noticed that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointing away from earth?

It was sent to me, but I think it’s all just bonkers!

@man_like_mike2 Not him ?