SimioDyn USA

The phone just kept ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing

OUTAGE

Everyone in this room is now Dead There is no floor

My neighbor’s family was strangled to death on the Appalachian Trail.

Have you ever experienced a “lucid dream”? Disclaimer: Your answer will be logged and used to shape your individual and professional trajectory. Incorrect/false input may result in hazardous future testing scenarios.

Don’t forget to initiate Hemispheric Brainwave Synchronization!

NOTICE TO ALL STAFF: All husks must undergo complete cerebral vacuity confirmation PRIOR TO transport. Recent incidents necessitate increased vigilance. Just because it’s motionless doesn’t mean it’s mindless!

Don’t make the mistake of thinking it’s a cycle. It’s not. It’s everything—boundless and absolute—always and everywhere. We’re all plugged into it. Some try to ignore or dull the attachment. Others chase it. But one thing you need to remember is that you’re NEVER free from it.

You think it’s long over, but it’s not. It’s always just beginning. It’s been going for a long time. Sure, the end has come; it’s come around many times, and many more times still. It’s uncountable. It’s unknowable. But we’re all trapped within it.

NOTICE TO ALL UNIT 13 STAFF: The rumors circulating about Cognogenesis causing severe and potentially fatal neuropsychological trauma are FALSE. Any personnel found disseminating such misinformation will be subject to compulsory debriefing and Enhanced Interrogation. Thank You!

Have you slept this week?

If you feel your connection to reality has been compromised by an entity, you MUST report to an on-duty supervisor IMMEDIATELY for psychiatric assessment and potential deprogramming protocols. [Notice posted 04-26-1994]

CAUTION: Seraphim Syndrome is REAL and it is DEADLY! Remember, while an entity may appear as an angel, this is only its OUTWARD APPEARANCE! These entities hold NO “hidden knowledge” and CANNOT speak into your mind or influence your thoughts! Maintain your grasp on REALITY.

REMINDER TO ALL STAFF: Entities showing signs of independent intelligence MUST be reported to an active supervisor IMMEDIATELY UPON DISCOVERY. Remember what happened to Henry from Containment? Don’t become a Henry. [Notice posted 10-18-1995]

NOTICE: We have addressed the issue. Former SimioDyn USA social media manager Derek has been relieved of duty. Please say hello to our new SimioDyn USA social media manager: Jacob. Thank you for your compliance and understanding during this arduous transition.

NOTICE: We would like to apologize for the interruption in posts. We are addressing the issue.

Feeling down and out? Are you depressed? Think about this… Be thankful that it hasn’t happened here yet! #MondayMotivation

It’s September 7th today, and on this day we remember the number of lives lost that occurred during one of SimioDyn’s Scotland operations. We will always remember the number. We sacrifice for the number. It’s September 7th tomorrow, and on that day we remember the number.

Dangerous conspiracy theorists spreading lies and misinformation attacked SimioDyn USA, suggesting that the National Access Initiative (N.A.I.) program was a “mass surveillance operation in disguise.” This destroyed many lives.