Simon Birchall

@TheCinesthetic Sleepy Time. Bluey.

What is the single best episode of television you’ve ever seen?

@carolvorders Too many Trolls 🐐…

Our beautiful (Bristol💙) Clifton Suspension Bridge has left twitter "with the rise in inappropriate content and decrease in meaningful engagement with our followers...." 💙💙

@EngineMode11 Probably a 2 poo race.

@JennieGow 👍

Ahead of the season #F1…

@richardosman It’s because they’re not chilled in a supermarket. Throws me every time.

Every single supermarket should be forced, by law, to have a huge sign at the entrance telling you where the eggs are.

@NoContextBrits Don’t tell him, Pike!

What’s the most iconic line in British television history?

@MadScientistFF Tinned Rice Pudding.

Name a food that's just as good cold as it is heated up.

@PeterStefanovi2 Wasn’t it voted for by the public in a referendum?

“So you’re implying this is a Brexit related issue?” Says Education Secretary James Cleverly Imagine his shock when he finds out the chaos at Dover has been caused by his Governments insane decision to END FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT FOR BRITISH CITIZENS

@RomansCars Fuoco

Incoming. Who can guess the correct "Rosso" paintwork #488Pista #GuessThePaint

@timlayzellart @BMW @VW Try an ONTO all inclusive. Insurance, charging etc, all included in one price…

Morning all.. nearly there on changing to electric car for our daily vehicle,actually quite excited! Was looking at @BMW i3 but now poss @VW ID3 due to better range probably the 58kw. Ideally on PCP - does anyone have any recommendations on best offers/nicest people to deal with?

@Jimllpaintit @richardosman Surely the Golden Wonder age…

Wotsits, Skips, Frazzles and Monster Munch were all invented within 6 years of each other in the 1970s. The golden age of maize snacks.

@harrismonkey I quite like it.

Even by their lofty standards, this is a notable bucket of dog shit.

@WilliamShatner Florence Pugh???!!

😳🤔 I’d do me! 😝😘

@GoodwoodRRC Mansell/Prost’s 641

The greatest Ferrari racing cars of all time (in our opinion!). Do you have any cars that should be added to the list? #gwflatout goodwood.com/grr/race/histo…

@KermodeMovie Your current profile pic looks like you’ve just seen your #MeAt20 pic....

#MeAt20 And then Showaddywaddy broke up ...

@theJeremyVine I think we’re alone now, Tiffany. How apt.

I don't want to talk about it.

@Benfogle Lucky Duckers....

@tomwookieford At least they can be satisfied they got the weight distribution spot on....

Steady, Keith.... steady... FFS KEITH!

@RomansCars Rosso California?

I spy with my little eye an 812 Superfast in the colour of ❓ Who are the true Ferrari enthusiasts who can guess the correct "Rosso" on this beauty....

@harrismonkey classiccarauctions.co.uk/1991-mercedes-…

Things I’d like this week: a mint pre-facelift 500E with cloth seats. And more videos of the Met flattening wanker scooter crims. Ta.