Simon Chuter

Dear @bbc my autistic son is desperate to know the launch date of Gladiators season 2. ‘Coming soon in January’ ain’t cutting the mustard in our household. Any chance you could put him out of his misery?

NEWS🚨: NASA's Peservence rover just sent this image back from Mars

“We need jungle I’m afraid” remains one of the best viral vids of 2024 😭

It’s play like this that I’m talking about. I can’t think of a better player at taking the ball out of the air and immediately bringing it under his spell ✨

1/ What are the prospects for AI that is, or irresistibly appears to be, conscious? Here’s a substantially revised version of my paper “Conscious artificial intelligence and biological naturalism” (link at end of 🧵, because @X)

Vital words from the excellent @caitlinmoran I commend them to you.

#StormDarragh #Darragh WHO MADE THIS...??

Name a better strike pairing. I’ll wait.

@miguel3756 @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma 😂

@SimonChuter @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma He's no Tyler Dibling....🎣

It occurred to me today that in all the near 40 years I’ve been watching the Albion, I’ve never seen a better player wear the stripes than Kaoru Mitoma. The way he takes the ball out of the sky & into his stride is sheer poetry. So happy he’s #BHAFC @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma

A @sinc_innovation crew are volunteering today with the wonderful @FareShareSussex. We’ve had a fab morning in the warehouse picking & packing food to go out all over the region. They work with 144 organisations to redistribute surplus food to those who need it most #volunteers

@Snowfla98429906 @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma No, he’s not a relation. But I understand a legendary Albion fan.

@SimonChuter @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma I am hazzarding a guess here Simon, would Roy have been related to you?

@Kurisu210 @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma Mooy was a good player and got around the pitch well with decent quality. Mitoma is on a different planet.

@SimonChuter @OfficialBHAJPN @kaoru_mitoma Different position and profile, but thoughts on Aaron Mooy when he was at Brighton?

Magician 🪄

@McInTweet we’ve travelled up from Brighton to see your BIG SHOW tonight, but got turned away as they’d run out of space. Couldn’t sneak us in could you!? 😉

Who was your favourite Albion player growing up? As a keeper myself, mine was John Keeley #BHAFC

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” Steve Jobs, who died this day in 2011 at age 56.

I properly love Pascal Groß. So I’m delighted he’s coming back to the Amex on Sunday to say thanks and cheerio. I’m sure he’ll get a rapturous reception. Absolute club legend #bhafc

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

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