Simon Grice

@Jo_Liptrott My mouth is watering 🤤

What sort of idiot gets home from a comedy club & then starts toasting almonds at 10 o'clock at night? Well... this idiot. 😏 Spanish almond & orange cake, decorated with caramelised orange slices & toasted almonds to (hopefully, sort of) look like a sunflower!🌻

@MarcinTyc Compare him and Obama. Sorry, no comparison.

Nieprawdopodobne.

Ah some lovely Italian motors to drool over

@geocon1713 😍

@Rossmac212 It's a good job one didn't come the other way.

He now realises why there is a barrier😂

@Humbertotexas10 @WorkElizab Are servers beggars on the street? No. They have a job and should be paid for the job. A tip by its very definition is a gratuity. I always tip for good service, not because I have to.

@WorkElizab For the dumb people that think the owner of the restaurant should pay… the reality is the owner just pay $2.90 an hour and waitresses work for tips. If you can’t afford to pay food and tips eat home. That is reality deal with it. Waitresses don’t do it for ever you dumb ass

What do you think about this?

@godfrey_lawson @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Hence why? Look up the word "hence" and don't ever put "why" after it.

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Labour MPs don’t know where money comes from. However some of us do, hence why my opinion is behind a paywall 😁

Labour MPs don't know where money comes from. That's why Keir Starmer is a dud and why every contender lining up to replace him will be one too. You can't fix this busted flush of economic illiteracy that is the Labour Party, so stop trying. My open letter to Tony Blair below👇 thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@emma_ese67 @realninawysocka Clement Attlee

@realninawysocka No question. Margaret ❤️

Who’s been the best PM Britain’s ever had?

@Dachelle All I can do is apologise for that. We're not all the same 🫂

Tripped and fell while jogging at the park today, and a young guy walking his big pit mix towards me saw it and strolled right past me while I was still on the ground without even asking if I needed help. How can we address the male asshole crisis?

@geocon1713 Gorgeous 😍

@Rocketskates51 Still stunning

My sister has turned my hair grey 😆

@geocon1713 People hate me, I tan in the rain 😁

@geocon1713 Oh don't spoil it. I'd have believed anything. Nice pins too 😁

@geocon1713 Oh the colour of your legs 😍

@Jo_Liptrott I watched that film 🤣🤣 almost as good as The Invisible Raptor 😂

Did we learn nothing from the cocaine bear??

@russellquirk Muppet

Andy Burnham said in an interview last week that he wants to build council houses ‘at a level not seen since after WWII’. He also supports rejoining the EU. These two things are linked. As part of the EU we’d have open borders to anyone coming here via France, Netherlands, Italy, Germany etc Uncontrolled immigration. The resulting influx in migrants would be huge, necessitating a massive need for housing. That’s why Burnham wants to build 200,000 council houses a year. For migrants. This would cost £50 billion of your money. Every year.

@Jo_Liptrott I hope no one is watching my face right now 🤣🤣

@SimonGrice6 Ah you're very kind, but it's far too broad in the beam at the moment! Working hard to change that, though! 😊

London's Grand Flaneur Walk, 17th May 2026. So much more civilised than that vile naked bike ride nonsense!

@Jo_Liptrott Fantastic. Not too generous either Jo 😍

@SimonGrice6 Haha! Thank you! Not gonna lie, I think my generous frame lends itself to period costume! 😏

@Jo_Liptrott Now that's a photo I can look forward to 😍

@SimonGrice6 I couldn't make it, sadly. (I was too busy watching the fabulous Red Roses win the rugby! 💖) But I hope to be there next year in my crinolines! 😁