Simon Lock

@DVLAgovuk You are a total shambles, a failed Agency

@PeterBleksley @metpoliceuk Stoppo Driver

Today at 2.05pm I was the front passenger in a car being driven by my friend in Golders Green. The man pictured carelessly reversed his car, also shown, into ours. He failed to stop and drove away like a lunatic. Identity of man to @metpoliceuk quoting CAD 3858 of today please.

@Only9built @Rainmaker1973 Need to check under seal if that’s still a thing

@SimonLock74 @Rainmaker1973 Car wash would have been cheaper.

A luxury Land Rover Discovery, worth up to £80,000, was submerged by the rising tide on Abersoch main beach in Gwynedd, North Wales, on Sunday morning, May 3, 2026. The SUV became stranded and was subsequently overtaken by the water.

@GBX_Press Again, come on get on with it

🚨 JUST IN: ​Donald Trump: "Iran has been given only 24 hours. After that, the world may witness one of the most devastating air strikes ever seen."

@Only9built @Rainmaker1973 Hitting new depths

@SimonLock74 @Rainmaker1973 Really is off road now😉

@atrupar You’re on your own now

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins blames Biden for high beef prices and calls climate change a "hoax"

@Ned_Donovan Just because you are in the House of Lords doesn’t mean you have class or style

I think it's remarkable that Baroness Blake, a retired mid-ranking regional bureaucrat appointed to the House of Lords for life, had the arrogance to try and shut down someone who was simply saying goodbye to a place that his family has served for three generations.

@For_Film_Fans Ride a white swan

15yr old MARC BOLAN (foreground right) posing in 1962 whilst one of the 'Stamford Hill Boys' - a group of Mods known in N16 for their style and 'tude. Tragically Marc died just 14yrs later in a car accident in Barnes, South West London.

@Posted_to_BAOR Hahaha

@SimonLock74 Watch out the RAO when I try to claim my disturbance allowance……..

Good to see you didn’t waste you time doing resettlement @SimonLock74

@Posted_to_BAOR Watch out for the Provo

@SimonLock74 I’m busy in the middle of a posting…….

@Ellie5473630562 Not exactly easy on the eye is he?

He walks like he’s still got a Ukrainian sausage still stuck up his jacksy

@Posted_to_BAOR Dangerous work

@LUDENClassics Plaxtons?

Also properly cool

@GDRvisuals @364690 hooray for the workers ( that jacket of old man Honecker is nice)

Erich Honecker and Fidel Castro in Leuna, 1972.

@For_Film_Fans That gardens a bit steep

Hayley Mills at the family home ‘The Wick’ in 1966. Her father John eventually sold this beautiful Georgian pile on Richmond Hill in West London to Rolling Stones axeman Ronnie Wood who in turn carried on the rock & roll link by selling it to The Who’s Pete Townshend.

@For_Film_Fans Those steps, bit hard on the knees

@joncoopertweets My costumieres “Ball and Ball” known as the two Balls

Who the fuck dresses JD Vance?

@paullewismoney Prices will never come down now, the damage is done

Only drive downhill where possible. Brain the size of a planet!

@DaAngryOstrich Needs a clear up in there, not enough room to breathe in that room, or put a cup of tea down

@Tslachan **Elephants that have been on Ozempic for a month

$TSLA Choosing a Tesla is a guarantee of maximum safety. The glass roof is designed to support the weight of two African elephants.