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Simon Cooke

@SimonMagus

Retired. Write stuff that a handful of people read. Right but y'all ain't listening.

Bradford Katılım Ocak 2009
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Keith Wildman@KeithWildman·
How many of the players that were on the pitch in this game were just a couple of results away from playing #bcafc in the league next season? Bonkers.
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Falkland Islands@falklands_utd·
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James@jhallwood·
Argentina is Spanish
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Giles Dilnot@reporterboy·
3-0 Spain (I don’t care what you say FIFA)
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Simon Cooke@SimonMagus·
I hate that train ad with the puppet.
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@Miss_Snuffy Nah. I've watch the film. None of what this man says matters.
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Simon Cooke@SimonMagus·
Also why is every football presenter a woman these days?
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@watling_samuel I remember my Dad, a serious Catholic, having a proper stooshie with our MP about his opposition to Sunday opening.
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Samuel Watling
Samuel Watling@watling_samuel·
Interestingly Thatcher tried to legalise Sunday shopping in 1986 but it was scrapped due to a massive parliamentary revolt of conservative MPs meaning the bill was rejected.
Looking for Growth@lfg_uk

Today, millions of Brits will be BANNED from shopping. Because of our anti-growth laws, Sunday shopping is ILLEGAL. We lose £1.4 BILLION a YEAR. Workers still have to stay late. This helps NOBODY. AXE the Act that criminalises SHOPPING. Give us our Sunday BACK. Do you agree?

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Mind you some daft singing and dancing makes a change from 12 minutes of advertising and three mu items of ex-players talking shit.
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Simon Cooke@SimonMagus·
Bet Coldplay were rugby chaps
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@drhingram Comfortably my most reactionary opinion is that we should reopen the asylums.
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Dr Helen Ingram
Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram·
I grew up in an area with two mental hospitals. You would see staff transporting patients around and they looked calm, most often probably sedated. I mean it kindly when I say that we should reopen the mental hospitals and have these people committed.
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What happened to the players having half an orange while the fans ate a pie?
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