Slippery Simon

@gerryd84 @antmiddleton @robprogressive The Road Fund Licence, officially known as Vehicle Excise Duty (VED) or vehicle tax, is a mandatory UK tax for driving or parking on public roads

@antmiddleton @robprogressive We don’t pay road tax full stop 🤦🏻‍♂️

If you go into central London, it costs you £15 congestion charge If you drop someone off at the airport, it costs you £7 drop off fee If you visit someone in hospital it’s £4/hr to park there If you go to a new city you get a toll, & if you stay 5 mins over you get a fine You literally can’t go anywhere in your car without being charged But you’ve already been taxed in your earnings, then taxed your car, so what’s going on with all these hidden costs?

@neilchristiex @antmiddleton @robprogressive The Road Fund Licence, officially known as Vehicle Excise Duty (VED) or vehicle tax, is a mandatory UK tax for driving or parking on public roads

@antmiddleton @robprogressive No. You pay VED which is based on… EMISSIONS!

@antmiddleton @robprogressive Oh but you do The Road Fund Licence, officially known as Vehicle Excise Duty (VED) or vehicle tax, is a mandatory UK tax for driving or parking on public roads

@robprogressive But don’t you pay road tax to use the…… ROADS!

@robprogressive £18 for the congestion charge

@AldredKeith @ArtistCyclist Yes, I wasnt lecturing. You're exactly the type of cyclists that doesn’t understand anything, when people are trying to give you advice, you go off on the deep end and still think you're correct and won't listen.

@SimonSlippery @ArtistCyclist Look at motorcyclist death rates before you start lecturing cyclists. Is it also their fault for not "reading the road ' too?

Some of the replies to my posts suggest a few drivers have no understanding of the concept of prevention. They seem to think anything goes and is acceptable if there was no injury. Preventing injury and deaths seems to beyond their comprehension.

@lady_valor_07 Have a memory wank.

First thing you do?

@AldredKeith @ArtistCyclist As a motorcyclist and a cyclist I ride thinking everyone is out to kill me. Rather than being sanctimonious and thinking I'm invincible.

@SimonSlippery @ArtistCyclist Or drivers could follow the HWC and check their mirrors before turning. The vast majority of left hooks are drivers overtaking a cyclist and turning across their lane, not the other way round.

@AldredKeith @ArtistCyclist Even if it says it in the HWC and you see a dickhead car driver in front of you turning. You could try and avoid it rather than do the Jeremy Kyle thing of just plough on regardless. If cyclists read the road better rather than think they have right of way. They would be safer.

@sethjlevy netanyahu has been bleating about this since 1986. It hasn't happened yet..

People owe Trump and Ratcliffe apologies. Basically Iran had missiles capable of delivering a nuclear warhead to every major European city. Influencers may have been willing to role that dice but Trump wasn’t.

@JesusisChristX Nope

Can I get 1M people to unashamedly say Jesus is King!

@narindertweets It's not hate. They posted incorrect information. They could have a flat white any evening during Ramadan. They were just trying to stir the pot.

The mayor of London posted about having a coffee and he got views of almost 10million and mostly hate. This isn't normal behaviour. This is proof (along with the meltdown over a bunch of ppl praying in a square) of just how deeply radicalised the right-wing have become.

@Emmajhones77 Nope. been a salad dodger all my life.

Do you like classic Greek salad?

@NimraShahzadin Always all 3 of them

Yes or No?

@WindsorDebs @uksciencechief @GOVUK @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @jackmrankin @RupertLowe10 Correct nobody has the right to inflict hay-fever on you.

Yet another beautiful day deliberately destroyed by geoengineering. I feel dreadful today. Burning sinuses. Blocked nose. Headache. NOBODY has the right to do this. NOBODY!!! @uksciencechief @GOVUK @Keir_Starmer @POTUS @jackmrankin @RupertLowe10

@b_gimpl1234 All of a sudden? When do you think the rhyme red sky at night originated? Last week. It's been around for hundreds of years.

Im curious, do the people seeing these new crazy looking sunsets ever wonder why that is? All of a sudden the sky lights up with the most insane colors on the regular? It never used to happen like this until recently. Its from all the manipulation up there.

@CllrDempsey How long before, if elected you raise council tax and give yourself a pay rise. As the recent Reform councils have done

I’m proud to announce that I am standing as the Reform candidate for Glasgow Provan. For too long, the people of our communities have been ignored, overlooked, and let down by a system that simply isn’t working. I’m standing because I believe Glasgow deserves better. Better services. Safer communities. Real accountability. This campaign is about putting you first listening, acting, and delivering real change where it matters most. Scotland cannot continue down the same path and expect different results. It’s time for something different. It’s time for Reform. I will work tirelessly to be a strong voice for Glasgow Provan and to stand up for the people who feel they are no longer being heard. 🗳️ Vote Reform 🗳️ Vote Audrey Dempsey Glasgow Provan MSP Together, we can bring the change our communities deserve. #ReformUK #GlasgowProvan #VoteReform #ScotlandNeedsChange #MSP #Election

@TheRealJamieKay Extra mature cheddar. From Cornwall. Black Bomber is the name.

Which cheese is your favourite?

@chatswithem There were entrails in the sky when I was a child in the late 60's. Are you telling me they have been doing this for over 50 years?

Do you get strange reactions when you've been outside in this silver smog) ? The affect of spraying tonnes of sulphur and aluminium etc In the name of "protecting the climate" ( I mean have you ever been more gaslit in your life) ... Is doing such untold damage to us all To our health Our soil Our water Solar geoengineering- even amongst all the other terrible things our governments have done Is the worst crime against humanity Ever

@Demo2020cracy Fuck me. Clouds have moved in this flat earth. The horror.

If only more people might look up more & dare to discuss it in RL.

@AimeeHAlexander @ReformUKScot Do you mean blue 2.0? A different shade of Tory?

Excited to be standing for @ReformUKScot in Glasgow Kelvin and Maryhill in May. Looking forward to turning the leafy green West End turquoise blue! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🩵