Simon Dinkelmann

@dojixsol 2000 for a lefty les Paul

How much money do you need? I’ll pay Real answers only! And yes, it's for real…

@ani_obsessive People don't really get what an homage is anymore, pretty much any director did something like this at some point

Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)

@indicatorfn @grok Nice

@Violet_Cosplay Ripped right from the pages, awesome cosplay

Maki Zenin locked in #jjk #makizenin

@DiscussingFilm 100% straight from the game. Nailed it

First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the live-action ‘TOMB RAIDER’ series Coming soon to Prime Video

@ReviewsPossum It kinda gives Mara Jade

Idea for a Star Wars movie: A kid growing up in a middle class family in the time of the Empire has an older brother who joins the army and is killed during the Battle of Yavin, when the Death Star blows up. A few years later, he's old enough to become a Storm Trooper and kill Rebels, but he gets assigned to some occupied backwater planet at the edge of Hutt space as a checkpoint guard. One day, a mysterious stranger tries to get through the checkpoint. He keeps making forceful assertions while waving his hand. The kid finds this confusing, and since he's refusing to answer questions, the other guards try to detain him. A fight ensues, and the stranger pulls out a laser sword and starts throwing people with his mind. The kid is terrified, but manages to kill the stranger with a lucky shot. Soon after, the kid is brought before the local Moff who explains to him the guy he killed was a Jedi. The kid has never heard of Jedi or the Force, but because he's apparently immune to mind tricks, he gets reassigned to a top secret elite team of Jedi hunters and will be under the direct command of Darth Vader. The kid doesn't know anything about Jedi or Sith, so as far as he knows, Darth Vader is just some weird monk who works for Palpatine, but he quickly learns that Vader is not one to be disobeyed. After a period of brutal training where he's forced to participate in atrocities until there isn't any trace of morality left in him, the kid gets to go on a mission to hunt down Luke Skywalker, the guy responsible for blowing up the Death Star and killing his brother. I haven't consumed enough Star Wars media to know if this has been done already.

@Riamus01 Midichlorians

Of all the concepts of deities I've seen in fiction, Eywa has basically become my favorite. It feels like the most realistic take on a God I've seen in fiction, because the more you think about it, it's basically a planet-wide mycorrhizal fungi that's essentially connected to

@CultureCrave I maintain that a good solution would have been to make Paul Mescals Character the son of Commodus

Russell Crowe slams 'Gladiator 2' "[It's] a really unfortunate example of even the people in that engine room not actually understanding what made the first one special ... It wasn’t the circumstance. It wasn’t the action. It was the moral core" He did not like that Lucius was Maximus' illegitimate son "So you’re saying at the same time he had this relationship with his wife, he was fucking this other girl? ... What are you talking about? It's crazy" (via @triplej)

@domthebomb Gotta be honest, gameplay is meh. But that's alright, everything else is great

@kineyDE @schieritz 1. Hätten Deutsche nach 45 freiwillig nicht einfach irgendwohin ziehen können, aus nachvollziehbaren Gründen. 2. Hat die USA qua Marshall-Plan so dermaßen viel Kohle in Westdeutschland gepumpt, dass ein Wiederaufbau überhaupt erst möglich war.

@schieritz das problem ist nicht die Aussage sondern der Fehlschluss daraus. Oder haben die Deutschen 1945 alles "tja, unser Land ist im Arsch, lass mal alle nach Frankreich, England und USA ziehen"

Habe bisher noch keine inhaltlich fundierte Kritik an dieser Aussage gesehen

@dommmiiii btw Schlingensief würde heute auch als Links-Woke gelten

Ava Raine, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s daughter, faces criticism and threats for recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s death: “If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words while you’re alive.”

@derechtemoiners War mal auf einer Alpaka Wanderung, mein Alpaka hieß Knoppers, sein Bruder Snickers

Junge Knoppers ist rr eine banger Name

@MeyerMacht Easy, einfach dem gesamten Jahrgang die Abschlussfahrt streichen und gemeinsam stattdessen Auschwitz besuchen. Wer fehlt muss einen Aufsatz zum Dritten Reich schreiben oder bekommt das Abi nicht.

@isabelschayani Weil sie eine Terrororganisation ist. Israel will sich als Rechtsstaat begreifen, muss sich dementsprechend verhalten.

@bundeskanzler Und wo sollen diese Menschen hin?

Das Migrationsproblem in Europa bekommen wir nur gelöst, wenn wir den weiteren Zuzug strikt begrenzen. Die europäischen Außengrenzen sind auch unsere Außengrenzen. Ihr Schutz liegt auch in unserem Interesse. Wir wollen das Problem ganzheitlich betrachten und gemeinsam lösen.

@bundeskanzler 1 Minute im Amt

Es gibt keinen deutschen Alleingang beim Thema Migration: Wir kontrollieren jetzt intensiver an unseren Grenzen. Wir werden auch weiter zurückweisen – alles im Einklang mit dem europäischen Recht und darüber sind auch unsere europäischen Nachbarn informiert.

@DrLearnALot Divide and conquer

Strategy

What were they thinking giving him that weapon?