Simon Valentine

@ChibiReviews That reminds me of 'Jill Sandwich.' Although at least that was actual humans.

Gotta love not being able to play an australian-made game in australia. 😒#schedule1

@MagdaSzubanski Somehow, we need to make Sharon being pashed by the Joker part of the Batman canon.

I don’t know how many times I have to correct the record and tell people it’s not some rando fan!! It’s me, @MagdaSzubanski as my character Sharon Strzelecki from Aussie sitcom Kath and Kim !! That said, Heath had no idea “Sharon” was gonna scream like that and he responded like a true Sharon fan. He pashed her! 😂🩷🙌👏 I’ll describe this incident in detail another time Beautiful #heath 😞💔🙏

@danilic This from the folks who should legally be made to have an LNP Political disclaimer on the front page of all of their newspapers.

Hoo boy that new #DoctorWho is gonna rile up the RW grifters.

@TheHattedGamer What I love about it is how it fits the old school Zucker style of visual gag, but adds that modern forth wall break. Really hope they have the Siren POV intro.

I wasn’t sold on rebooting The Naked Gun. … until this bit. Sign me up.

@RpsAgainstTrump There really is a simpsons moment for everything... youtube.com/watch?v=pCdX_K…

RFK Jr. says he plans to fire every nutritional scientist at the FDA on day one: “All of them are corrupt.” What could possibly go wrong?

@theneedledrop The way he's just bagged out the bands and musicians in this video is such a dick move. Hope karma reaches him.

He Lied About Everything theneedledrop.com/opinion/he-lie…

@AlexAugustusArt @theneedledrop This - there's quite a few deep obscure references in his earlier videos for just 'reading off Wikipedia.'

@theneedledrop I don't buy his excuse of never liking music one bit. He had been phoning it in for a while up until his leave, sure, but you can't convince me that he started a music YouTube channel to make money and now he got that money. He is probably escaping something.

@DinoCazares Yes. On CD too.

Does anyone listen to full albums anymore?

Another year done for the Cenny Coast multi-media punk @SimonValentine1 - who dove into local gigs at Newcastle's @HamoStation and new music from @dvntownsend TISM @BABYMETAL_JAPAN x @ElectricCallboy and more! wallofsoundau.com/2024/12/13/wal…

@Kiddoisbackk @FearedBuck Me seeing this dude for the first time...

@FearedBuck Blud eats while sleeping but respect to him for his performance at Juice wrld day

Picture of Dave Blunts and his girl has gone viral

@ragipsoylu I knew saving this would come in handy... x.com/ronanmcmanus/s…

I want this guy to urgently inform me about what’s going on in South Korea

@Leo_Puglisi6 SK President : "I'm declaring Martial Law" SK Parliament: "The fuck you are." SK President: "Understood. Have a great day."

I JUST WOKE UP WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOUTH KOREA ENTERED MARTIAL LAW THEN LEFT MARTIAL LAW

@JasonClareMP @sunriseon7 Nobody asked for this except for Newscorp for very obvious reasons, and every expert told you this was a bad idea.

Talking to @sunriseon7 this morning about the legislation we passed last night to ban social media for children under 16.

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

@KTmBoyle I'd be amping those lights up, Clark Griswold style.

My HOA has miscalculated. They don’t know how prepared I am for war.

@FelixArchibald3 @Leo_Puglisi6 This. It's hard not to see this as anything more than pandering to MSM companies.

@Leo_Puglisi6 It’s also forcing those same youths to only consume the media they want them to (Free to air tv, radio, newspapers etc) Sure news sites exist but that’s a much higher barrier of entry with stuff like subscription fees etc. not to mention video is far superior for consuming info.

they're set to ban YouTube lmfao??? it's used so often in schools, why would you ban a Year 10 student from watching videos?? this means no news, no sports highlights, literally nothing - YouTube is so widespread i don’t get why you'd restrict it

Guess Fash is the latest fash. What a dark day for America.